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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL
OVER YOU.



The only thing you are ****ing on is your pants leg. Maybe your buddies
here won't tell you this: what you are doing reflects only on you. The
few posters who read your crap probably think you are loogy. That is
embarrassing.
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On 9/26/10 8:34 PM, Jim wrote:

"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL
OVER YOU.



The only thing you are ****ing on is your pants leg. Maybe your buddies
here won't tell you this: what you are doing reflects only on you. The
few posters who read your crap probably think you are loogy. That is
embarrassing.



Yeeouch! Being thought of as "loogy..." Now that is embarrassing. Only
thing worse: being thought of as little man tosk. :)


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"Jim" wrote in message ...

"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL
OVER YOU.



The only thing you are ****ing on is your pants leg. Maybe your buddies
here won't tell you this: what you are doing reflects only on you. The
few posters who read your crap probably think you are loogy. That is
embarrassing.



You are either Krause or his Ghost writer.

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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL
OVER YOU.



The only thing you are ****ing on is your pants leg. Maybe your buddies
here won't tell you this: what you are doing reflects only on you. The
few posters who read your crap probably think you are loogy. That is
embarrassing.


Or they could think he was Jim Hertvik of Avon Lake Ohio. That would be
bad because he could be arrested for threatening to molest a poster's
wife.
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On Sep 26, 2:24*pm, Secular Humourist wrote:
Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212

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You think you're being clever with your remarks because other
posters just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.

Read this carefully....it reaks of flajims bad grammar. Of course, it
could be Panty Liner from Connecticut.


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"*e#c" wrote in message ...
On Sep 26, 2:24 pm, Secular Humourist wrote:
Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212

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No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals


You think you're being clever with your remarks because other
posters just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.

Read this carefully....it reaks of flajims bad grammar. Of course, it
could be Panty Liner from Connecticut.


If you could read headers Slammer, you would see that the post came from Comcast in Huntingtown Maryland. Do you know of anyone who lives there in someone's basement?

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Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

"A.Boater" wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.




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“The 'C' students run the world.”
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On 9/26/2010 3:23 PM, Harry® wrote:
Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.





The object of your obsession probably posted more here when there were
more people worth having exchanges with. You and your ID stealing
buddies have driven off many posters who do not want to deal with your
childish nonsense. What you have "effectively shut down" is rec.boats,
pretty much.
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"Jim" wrote in message ...
On 9/26/2010 3:23 PM, Harry® wrote:
Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.





The object of your obsession probably posted more here when there were
more people worth having exchanges with. You and your ID stealing
buddies have driven off many posters who do not want to deal with your
childish nonsense. What you have "effectively shut down" is rec.boats,
pretty much.



You sound exactly like Krause

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On 9/26/2010 3:23 PM, Harry® wrote:
Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.





The object of your obsession probably posted more here when there were
more people worth having exchanges with. You and your ID stealing
buddies have driven off many posters who do not want to deal with your
childish nonsense. What you have "effectively shut down" is rec.boats,
pretty much.


Then leave, molester.


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