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On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? |
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In article , says...
On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. |
Golf madness
In article , says...
On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Yeah, that's why you ran from me and loogie last year... BTW, plonk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. |
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On 9/20/10 11:32 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Yeah, that's why you ran from me and loogie last year... BTW,plonk Wait, wait... I "ran" from you last year? When were you ever close enough for that delusion of yours to take place? Did you think I was going to take time out from visiting old buddies who live in southern Connecticut, along the Long Island Sound shoreline, to see the likes of you? You *are* nuts. And your buddy loogy? He's just a pussy. Do you think he'll ever post here as loogy again, or will he be satisified just spoofing my ID? |
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In article ,
says... On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. Yeah, and what's wrong with that? BTW, plonk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:59:57 -0400, BAR wrote:
In article , says... Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. A bunch of freaking homo golfers. I've never seen anyone have to do this and I've play quite a few rounds of golf in my life. Yeah, don't suppose the American Taliban wouldn't know about such things. It's something we normal folk hear about. No one actually does it Gertie. It's a verbal poke. |
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On 9/20/10 11:36 AM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. gosh, I just looked that up..."tosk" indeed: From wikipedia: A damaged unidentified vessel from the Gamma Quadrant docks at Deep Space Nine for repairs. Its reptilian pilot, who only identifies himself as "Tosk"...Tosk attempts to steal weapons from DS9 and is put in a holding cell. Uniformed aliens come through the wormhole, break onto DS9 and cause a major phaser battle. As the uniformed aliens later explain, Tosk was bred to be hunted by them and has spent his entire life preparing. Kira suggests that Tosk ask for Federation asylum but the alien does not do so. As much as he detests this practice, Sisko believes that under the Prime Directive he must release Tosk to the aliens. However, security is noticeably slow in responding when O'Brien helps Tosk "change the rules" of the hunt and escape, a reference to the Kobayashi Maru. Tosk's would-be captors are injured in a trap laid by O'Brien, who redirects Tosk to safety. Although Sisko chastises O'Brien per Starfleet regulations, he too is glad to see Tosk escape. And so, he moved to an industrial park in Connecticut, and took up mudhole racing. Thanks for the tip! |
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