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Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. |
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) You came in third by one "shot." Hit, in golf, is a verb. 170 yards is pretty damned good and it was nice of whomever lost the 3 balls to help you into 3rd. |
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On 9/17/10 3:03 PM, Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. Harry, Why don't you tell them the story you told me. Who would have guessed you could shot 8 under par, will using left handed clubs. You are the best story teller in the world. -- Dr. Karen Grear Harry's Landlord |
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On 9/17/10 5:46 PM, Dr. Karen Grear, MD, PhD, STD wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:03 PM, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. Harry, Why don't you tell them the story you told me. Who would have guessed you could shot 8 under par, will using left handed clubs. You are the best story teller in the world. PS - Don't try to get away with telling them that you did it blind-folded, that really went way over the line. -- Dr. Karen Grear Harry's Landlord |
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"jps" wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) You came in third by one "shot." Hit, in golf, is a verb. 170 yards is pretty damned good and it was nice of whomever lost the 3 balls to help you into 3rd. Ah... hit. ok Yes, it was very nice. I didn't have to buy the drinks. :) I was told after the _hit_ that even my follow-through looked good. Of course, it still took me two more to get on the green, then two putts. |
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Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? WTF is that anyway? She is too lazy to learn the game. |
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"LG" wrote in message ... Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? WTF is that anyway? She is too lazy to learn the game. Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is as dumb does I guess. |
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wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) |
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wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message . .. On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. |
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wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message . .. On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message m... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in the lake. Sorry Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red tees? The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills. Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of chances to fix them. Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. |
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On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: wrote in message .. . On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message om... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in the lake. Sorry Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red tees? The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills. Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of chances to fix them. Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. |
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"jps" wrote in message ... On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message . .. On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message m... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message news:7q0a965mhajkslkh8trunod8fnic1rh7d7@4ax. com... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in the lake. Sorry Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red tees? The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills. Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of chances to fix them. Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Heh... |
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On Sep 17, 9:02*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"LG" wrote in message ... Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf was just as boring as I remembered. Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? *WTF is that anyway? *She is too lazy to learn the game. Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is as dumb does I guess. Larry is only good at tea-bagging snotty ingersoll, or trying to fight his fights for him. Margaret doesn't let loser Larry away from the counter long enough to play golf. He's always " under her thumb "...snerk. |
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On Sep 18, 4:08*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) That's why Sharks don't bite Lawyers..." Professional Courtesy"...lol. ( couldn't help myself...) |
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On Sep 19, 10:22*pm, I am Tosk
wrote: In article , says... On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message .. . On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message om... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in the lake. Sorry Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red tees? *The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills. Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of chances to fix them. Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one.. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you.. snerk * -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) At least he doesn't live his life off the back of his kid.....like you, tosser. Change your Panty Liner, goof. |
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On Sep 20, 1:25*am, jps wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:21:53 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "I am Tosk" wrote in message ... In article , says... On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message .. . On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message om... On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume" wrote: Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed. Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :) Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a cart and hit balls with a stick. Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen) Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-) If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card. Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers) FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :) You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are.. ;-) I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the lake from the same tee before I finally got one over. I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am playing it. I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee up another one and hit it. I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same one. Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in the lake. Sorry Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red tees? *The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills. Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of chances to fix them. Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you.. snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? *There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. *Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. That skunk tail he's sporting looks as though its had several " Golden Showers " |
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On Sep 20, 8:00*am, BAR wrote:
In article , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you.. snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? *There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. *Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Ask snotty, he's had several from Larry. |
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On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? |
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On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? |
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On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. |
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On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Yeah, that's why you ran from me and loogie last year... BTW, plonk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist
wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. |
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On 9/20/10 11:32 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In , says... On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Yeah, that's why you ran from me and loogie last year... BTW,plonk Wait, wait... I "ran" from you last year? When were you ever close enough for that delusion of yours to take place? Did you think I was going to take time out from visiting old buddies who live in southern Connecticut, along the Long Island Sound shoreline, to see the likes of you? You *are* nuts. And your buddy loogy? He's just a pussy. Do you think he'll ever post here as loogy again, or will he be satisified just spoofing my ID? |
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says... On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. Yeah, and what's wrong with that? BTW, plonk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) |
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On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:59:57 -0400, BAR wrote:
In article , says... Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back down into the ditch between the two. If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. A bunch of freaking homo golfers. I've never seen anyone have to do this and I've play quite a few rounds of golf in my life. Yeah, don't suppose the American Taliban wouldn't know about such things. It's something we normal folk hear about. No one actually does it Gertie. It's a verbal poke. |
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On 9/20/10 11:36 AM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 20 Sep 2010 11:21:02 -0400, Secular Humorist wrote: On 9/20/10 11:10 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:40 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In , says... On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote: In om, says... In , says... If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame. I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known. Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out of you..snerk -- OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little girl...;) Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you! You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club! He's obviously never played golf with straight guys. What is a "golden shower?" Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it... Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Pffft, better than a bunch of useless fat old *******s like you:) So, they are violence-prone little ****s...like you? Yeah, so you better stay under your desk fat man. Oh, please...I'm not frightened of sawed-off little ****s like you and your motorbike gang-bangers. You're no Johnny Strabler, and your gang of motorbikers aren't the Black Rebels. You're just little **** tosk. Whose chosen moniker comes from a sci-fi fantasy. He's too afraid to dress up like those Trekies you see on the news so he puts a vinyl suit on a putts around a mud rink pretending he's riding in his space pod. gosh, I just looked that up..."tosk" indeed: From wikipedia: A damaged unidentified vessel from the Gamma Quadrant docks at Deep Space Nine for repairs. Its reptilian pilot, who only identifies himself as "Tosk"...Tosk attempts to steal weapons from DS9 and is put in a holding cell. Uniformed aliens come through the wormhole, break onto DS9 and cause a major phaser battle. As the uniformed aliens later explain, Tosk was bred to be hunted by them and has spent his entire life preparing. Kira suggests that Tosk ask for Federation asylum but the alien does not do so. As much as he detests this practice, Sisko believes that under the Prime Directive he must release Tosk to the aliens. However, security is noticeably slow in responding when O'Brien helps Tosk "change the rules" of the hunt and escape, a reference to the Kobayashi Maru. Tosk's would-be captors are injured in a trap laid by O'Brien, who redirects Tosk to safety. Although Sisko chastises O'Brien per Starfleet regulations, he too is glad to see Tosk escape. And so, he moved to an industrial park in Connecticut, and took up mudhole racing. Thanks for the tip! |
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