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On Sep 17, 9:02*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
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Secular Humorist wrote:
On 9/17/10 3:00 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys) using a #1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were
borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :)

I played a round of golf last week when I was out west. First time in
maybe 25-30 years. Actually, I went along to razz my buddies. The golf
was just as boring as I remembered.
Did you get a '1par on a par 3'? *WTF is that anyway? *She is too lazy to
learn the game.

Wow... you're so dumb that you can't even quote someone accurately. Dumb is
as dumb does I guess.

Larry is only good at tea-bagging snotty ingersoll, or trying to fight
his fights for him.
Margaret doesn't let loser Larry away from the counter long enough to
play golf. He's always " under her thumb "...snerk.

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On Sep 18, 4:08*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys) using
a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :)

Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your
good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a
cart and hit balls with a stick.
Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that
went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen)
Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you
pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards
from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-)

If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of
penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card.

Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers)

FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :)

That's why Sharks don't bite Lawyers..." Professional Courtesy"...lol.
( couldn't help myself...)

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On Sep 19, 10:22*pm, I am Tosk
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On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I did
ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and came
in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My best
first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the guys)
using
a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is on-topic. :)

Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your
good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you drive a
cart and hit balls with a stick.
Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls that
went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen)
Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when you
pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards
from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-)

If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of
penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card.

Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers)

FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :)

You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are. ;-)

I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in the
lake from the same tee before I finally got one over.

I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am
playing it.
I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to
hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee
up another one and hit it.

I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the same
one.

Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in
the lake. Sorry
Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red
tees? *The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as
much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so
they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills.
Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every
hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air
pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of
chances to fix them.

Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one.. On
that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made
it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of
the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a
lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right
into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back
down into the ditch between the two.

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk *

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

At least he doesn't live his life off the back of his kid.....like
you, tosser. Change your Panty Liner, goof.

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On Sep 20, 1:25*am, jps wrote:
On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 20:21:53 -0700, "nom=de=plume"



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"I am Tosk" wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I
did
ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and
came
in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My
best
first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys)
using
a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is
on-topic. :)

Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your
good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you
drive a
cart and hit balls with a stick.
Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls
that
went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen)
Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when
you
pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards
from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-)

If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of
penalty strokes *... oops you don't have a score card.

Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers)

FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :)

You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are..
;-)

I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in
the
lake from the same tee before I finally got one over.

I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am
playing it.
I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to
hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee
up another one and hit it.

I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the
same
one.

Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in
the lake. Sorry
Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red
tees? *The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as
much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so
they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills.
Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every
hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air
pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of
chances to fix them.

Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one.
On
that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one
made
it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one
of
the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused
a
lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball
right
into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled
back
down into the ditch between the two.

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame..

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? *There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. *Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

That skunk tail he's sporting looks as though its had several " Golden
Showers "

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In article ,
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Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one. On
that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one made
it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one of
the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused a
lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball right
into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled back
down into the ditch between the two.

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.


A bunch of freaking homo golfers.

I've never seen anyone have to do this and I've play quite a few rounds
of golf in my life.

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In article ,
says...

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

What is a "golden shower?"

Golf madness
 

On Sep 20, 8:00*am, BAR wrote:
In article ,
says...





If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? *There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. *Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

What is a "golden shower?"

Ask snotty, he's had several from Larry.

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"I am Tosk" wrote in message
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On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:47:34 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:18:07 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:08:36 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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On Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:00:09 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

Ok... I played golf yesterday afternoon... it's been ages, but I
did
ok
against three guys who play a lot. I scored 64 on the 9 holes and
came
in
third by 1 hit (he lost 3 balls in a small lake on one hole). My
best
first
shot was about 170 yards dead straight (with cheering from the
guys)
using
a
#1, and I got 1 par on a par 3. Oh, and the clubs were borrowed.

Some kids had a toy sailboat on the pond, so this post is
on-topic. :)

Golf is great if you throw away the score card, only remember your
good shots and enjoy the day out in a nice park that lets you
drive a
cart and hit balls with a stick.
Take plenty of ammo and don't waste a lot of time chasing balls
that
went into the woods. (think dollar store, $10 for 2 dozen)
Another tip. Tee up every shot. It makes you look like a pro when
you
pop that ball up out of the sand with your driver and go 200 yards
from a fairway trap. Tiger can't do that. ;-)

If anyone complains just tell them to assess the proper number of
penalty strokes ... oops you don't have a score card.

Gotta keep score... that's what we do! (lawyers)

FYI, I didn't lose a single ball. :)


You didn't lose the 3 in the lake, you know right where they are.
;-)

I did a classic "Tin Cup" the last time I played. I hit 3 or 4 in
the
lake from the same tee before I finally got one over.

I do play from the blue tees. I paid for the whole course. I am
playing it.
I get a lot more golfing for my money. Those other guys only get to
hit 80 or 90 shots. I hit 150 or more. If I don't like a shot, I tee
up another one and hit it.


I didn't lose any anywhere. I started with one, and ended with the
same
one.

Good deal, I misread your top note. It was the other guy who hit 3 in
the lake. Sorry
Did you actually hit across the water? Were you hitting from the red
tees? The ladies usually get a break on water. You may not have as
much water there anyway. Our courses are scooped out of the swamp so
they dig a lot of lakes to get some dirt for the hills.
Judy has 11 lakes on her course and there is water on almost every
hole. We are all getting to be experts fixing aerators though (big air
pumps) . They have 12 of them running 24/7 so we all get a lot of
chances to fix them.

Red tees? No way... well, I did a couple of times, but not on that one.
On
that one my first hit didn't quite make it to the lake and the next one
made
it over. Blue is pro, right? We played from the white ones. One time one
of
the guys didn't get it to the women's tee on the first hit, which caused
a
lot of laughter. That red tee was up on a mound and he hit the ball
right
into the face of the mound, it went basically straight up, then rolled
back
down into the ditch between the two.

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!



No. That would be Krause who is infatuated with barney frank and rachel maddow. Mebbe JPS too. He goes out of his way to take his kids to gay parades and events.

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In article ,
says...

In article ,
says...

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you.. snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

What is a "golden shower?"

Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the
little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it...

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Golf madness
 

On 9/20/10 10:27 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In om,
says...

In ,
says...

If it weren't a mixed crowd, the guy who didn't make it to the ladies
tee would have been obligated to present his wares in a walk of shame.

I'm not sure of the origins of the tradition but it's well-known.

Sounds like it started when your gay friend decided to make a fool out
of you..snerk

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...;)

Sounds like you have lots of experience with gay friends! Good for you!

You kiddin' me? There isn't an internet maven who loves a golden
shower more than The Freak. Just ask his motocross club!

He's obviously never played golf with straight guys.

What is a "golden shower?"

Pfffttt, if he came to my "motocross" club, he would go home to the
little cum guzzler in a pine box and he knows it...



Ohhh...so you don't fans to come by and see your family circling the
track slowly, eh? Or are you saying your fellow club members are
violence-prone little ****s...like you?