Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)



....met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.

On Jun 3, 6:58*pm, Larry wrote:
Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

...met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.- Hide quoted text -

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.... was kidnapped by union thugs (in retaliation for a botched PR
response to corruption charges) and "introduced" to Jimmy Hoffa.

On Jun 3, 8:20*pm, "Mark O'Rourke"
wrote:
On Jun 3, 6:58*pm, Larry wrote:





Bob Rankin wrote:
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. *They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.

Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. *Some said
he .... * (to be continued with your suggestions.)

...met Loogy at his front door and ****ed himself, slipping on the mess
and hitting his head on the 1/4 scale Obama statue in is foyer, killing
him instantly and poetically.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

... was kidnapped by union thugs (in retaliation for a botched PR
response to corruption charges) and "introduced" to Jimmy Hoffa.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

.... was hooked up to a polygraph machine. The machine was so
overwhelmed by the sheer volume of deception that it shorted out and
electrocuted Goober.

Goober got a big inheritance from a relative and bought a boat, he's now a
member of .rec.boat masquerading a Fred c. Dobbs, although goober lacks the
skills to launch his new boat he still participates in the usnet.

"Bob Rankin" wrote in message
...
Because he was unemployed, Goober Krause hung around the barber shop
all day, every day.

Even though his last check for a haircut bounced, the barbers let
Goober
hang around for entertainment value. They all knew his tales of
adventure and self importance were fabricated, but the barbers and
customers got a laugh out of Goober's tall tales.


Then one day Goober didn't show up at the barber shop. Some said
he .... (to be continued with your suggestions.)