On Apr 30, 8:26*am, anon-e-moose wrote:
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: *America ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

* * - David Letterman

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

On Apr 30, 9:18*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Apr 30, 8:26*am, anon-e-moose wrote:





America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: *America ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

* * - David Letterman

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

* * *If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

LOL!

On 30-Apr-2010, Loogypicker wrote:

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

The 2 syndicates in battle is as useful and productive as retard boxing, but
less entertaining.

On 4/30/10 5:02 PM, Steve wrote:
On 30-Apr-2010, wrote:

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

The 2 syndicates in battle is as useful and productive as retard boxing, but
less entertaining.


Less entertaining than "retard" boxing matches? You attend "retard"
boxing matches? Who is in the ring? Loogy? Just Hate a Tosk? FlaJim?



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The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

On 30-Apr-2010, hk wrote:

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

The 2 syndicates in battle is as useful and productive as retard boxing,
but
less entertaining.


Less entertaining than "retard" boxing matches? You attend "retard"
boxing matches?

Yes. So do you.

Who is in the ring?

The last event was between Buckwheat and Mr. Magoo. Magoo lost.