On Apr 30, 8:26*am, anon-e-moose wrote:
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: *America ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

* * - David Letterman

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.