America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


-
Conan O'Brien



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Jay Leno



Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. -
David Letterman



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -
Jimmy Fallon



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel



My favorite...



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.


- David Letterman

On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:26:07 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:



America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno

gee. i guess that's why libya has better healthcare than we do.

ah, you can always trust the right to get it wrong

gee. i guess that's why libya has better healthcare than we do.

ah, you can always trust the right to get it wrong



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Awww, Bob. It seems to me that the majority of Lybians also have no
standard of living. It's kind fo difficult for a Bedowin Nomad to find
a hospital like Barnes in St. Louis.

I also wonder how many Lybians have a Tollycraft or a 30 ft. pontoon
boat?

On 4/30/10 8:30 AM, bpuharic wrote:
On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:26:07 -0400, anon-e-moose
wrote:



America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno

gee. i guess that's why libya has better healthcare than we do.

ah, you can always trust the right to get it wrong





It's just another flajim post...you remember flajim, the turd whose life
highpoint was being in the navy at the time we killed about a million
vietnamese and other southeast asians. In other words, a life of no
meaning.

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

On 4/30/2010 8:45 AM, hk wrote:


It's just another flajim post...you remember flajim, the turd whose life
highpoint was being in the navy at the time we killed about a million
vietnamese and other southeast asians. In other words, a life of no
meaning.

Do you have any highpoints in your life Krowsie? Didn't think so.

Laugh along with us. These jokes are funny yet sad.


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Jay Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

-
Conan O'Brien



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Jay Leno



Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. -
David Letterman



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -
Jimmy Fallon



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel



My favorite...



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.


- David Letterman

On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:42:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



gee. i guess that's why libya has better healthcare than we do.

ah, you can always trust the right to get it wrong



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Awww, Bob. It seems to me that the majority of Lybians also have no
standard of living. It's kind fo difficult for a Bedowin Nomad to find
a hospital like Barnes in St. Louis.

and aint it a shame our healthcare is worse than theirs?

On Apr 30, 8:22*am, bpuharic wrote:
On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:42:43 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:



gee. i guess that's why libya has better healthcare than we do.

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Awww, Bob. * It seems to me that the majority of Lybians also have no
standard of living. It's kind fo difficult for a Bedowin Nomad to find
a hospital like Barnes in St. Louis.

and aint it a shame our healthcare is worse than theirs?

I really dont' think it is. I witnessed that when my wife was going
through cancer treatments, and I'm sure you did when you're wife broke
her hip. My sister just fell recently and had to have a partial hip
replacement, and she's had nothing but good to say about the care
she's recieved.

I wonder what kind of care and treatment all the above mentioned would
have recieved in Lybia?


Oh yeah, my wife, sister and her husband and myself are all 'middle
class' people too.

I honestly don't know what your crusade is, but honestly, I have no
complaints with what we have concerning health care.

On Apr 30, 8:26*am, anon-e-moose wrote:
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: *America ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

* * - David Letterman

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

On Apr 30, 9:18*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Apr 30, 8:26*am, anon-e-moose wrote:





America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference betwee n Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: *America ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *-
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *- Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

* * - David Letterman

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

* * *If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
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LOL!

On 30-Apr-2010, Loogypicker wrote:

I like this one, because it's not meant as a joke, it's real.

Are Republicans insane? Their bombastic rants and stimulus bill
obstructionism could easily lead to that conclusion.

But I think there’s a more basic explanation. Republicans are simply
being consistent with their long-held GOP credo:

If at first you don’t succeed, make sure your successors don’t
either.

The 2 syndicates in battle is as useful and productive as retard boxing, but
less entertaining.