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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:51:33 -0400, Larry wrote:

Larry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:34:43 -0500, Larry wrote:

Canuck57 wrote:
On 28/03/2010 3:34 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
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news Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s
appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make
it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


****

Bipartisan support?snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a
rope.



--
Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is
another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.
And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They
are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!
Well, in the case of banks, GM and the civil service, they get to
vote for big debt-taxing government. Most likely democrats for more
debt.

If you get an e-mail from deplum asking for Walker Bay info, just
mention her eyes. Don't say anything else.

Which Larry is this?
The gentleman or the scum bag, buttsniffing troll?

My guess is the latter.


Relax. Health care bill passed.
Republican party is dead meat.
Time to celebrate.
If booze makes you mean, try grass instead.


You should get Giganews. Your stalking will be more believable.


Why would this turd spoof you?
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:28:27 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 5:44 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:21:12 -0600,
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and your solution is?

oh. a financial meltdown with 25% middle class unemployment

just as long as the rich are protected



My recomendation is the same as it would be for gangrene. Chop the dead
parts off so the host survives and hopefully recovers. But by allowing
it to grow and consume more of the hosts resources, death would
otherwise occur.


no one knows what this means. babbling..generalities...vagueness as a
solution

BUT hate the people who DO take action

One way or another this insane debt-spend-debt-spend cycle will end and
not a damned thing the mesiah Obama is going to do about it.


maybe you're right. because, again, YOU HAVE NO SOLUTION. NONE. not a
SINGLE word you said here is a solution. it's just hatred of the black
president.

and this is what the right wing is. all talk. all bull****. all
hatred.

no solutions at all except to hate those who have to take action


You might want to think about the next recession, I thinks we are into a
back to back recession. Numbers for new forclosures are up big time
already this year. And if interest rates don't go up you might find the
greenback becomes toilet paper.

Tough times ahead for debtors.


and i'm sure your ample supply of bull**** will be up to the challenge

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jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:51:33 -0400, Larry wrote:

Larry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:34:43 -0500, Larry wrote:

Canuck57 wrote:
On 28/03/2010 3:34 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
news Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s
appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make
it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


****

Bipartisan support?snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a
rope.



--
Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is
another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.
And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They
are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!
Well, in the case of banks, GM and the civil service, they get to
vote for big debt-taxing government. Most likely democrats for more
debt.

If you get an e-mail from deplum asking for Walker Bay info, just
mention her eyes. Don't say anything else.
Which Larry is this?
The gentleman or the scum bag, buttsniffing troll?

My guess is the latter.
Relax. Health care bill passed.
Republican party is dead meat.
Time to celebrate.
If booze makes you mean, try grass instead.


You should get Giganews. Your stalking will be more believable.


Why would this turd spoof you?


Are you nuts?
You don't think Dan would talk to the likes of you, do you?
Don't ask stupid questions.
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:37:07 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 5:42 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600,
wrote:
except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class


No need to protect the rich. Since they didn't over extend themselves,
saved during fat times, losing a job was just an event like a rainy day.


really? did they? then why did we have to bail out the banks?

you seem to have forgotten that piece of the action.

and they DIDN"T save you IDIOT. they engineered the tax system so they
dont pay taxes and WE DO.

you right wingers...too stupid to examine your own basic myths. to
you, the rich are infallible...perfect...they got rich not by tax
breaks or stealing from the middle class, but by hard work

if THAT'S the case...then

WHY DID WE HAVE TO BAIL THEM OUT?

you're kinda stupid. even when confronted with MASSIVE EVIDENCE that
your BELIEF FAILED you refuse to believe it

Like when I got the RIF in 2008. Had a job 2 weeks after I started
looking, my wife was bored of my being at home.

But to debt mongers, losing a job is a wipeout. You know the type, they
become bitter, selfish and envious of those with money.


yeah. just like the rich envies what little money the middle class has
so destroys our pensions, destroys our 401K's etc.


The reality is many a hype talkers, BSers and debt mongers are getting
wiped out slowly, but surely. But those having conservative financial
values are doing quite well.


reallity?

you wouldnt know it if it bit you in the ass

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"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see how
the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared and
trying to duck their track records.

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"bpuharic" wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC.


gee. the last group was churned after they burned down the economy

Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care.


except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class



The unfunny thing is... it's no secret what they did and why. Read the Shock
Doctrine by Naomi Wolf. Great book. Sums it up quite nicely.


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"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 28/03/2010 5:42 PM, bpuharic wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600,
wrote:

On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.

Yep, need a little churn in DC.


gee. the last group was churned after they burned down the economy

Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care.


except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
class


No need to protect the rich. Since they didn't over extend themselves,
saved during fat times, losing a job was just an event like a rainy day.
Like when I got the RIF in 2008. Had a job 2 weeks after I started
looking, my wife was bored of my being at home.

But to debt mongers, losing a job is a wipeout. You know the type, they
become bitter, selfish and envious of those with money.

The reality is many a hype talkers, BSers and debt mongers are getting
wiped out slowly, but surely. But those having conservative financial
values are doing quite well.

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You dolt... Bernie Maddoff. Didn't "over extend" himself???

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:51:33 -0400, Larry wrote:

Larry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:34:43 -0500, Larry wrote:

Canuck57 wrote:
On 28/03/2010 3:34 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
news Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama's
appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make
it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


****

Bipartisan support?snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a
rope.



--
Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is
another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.
And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They
are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!
Well, in the case of banks, GM and the civil service, they get to
vote for big debt-taxing government. Most likely democrats for more
debt.

If you get an e-mail from deplum asking for Walker Bay info, just
mention her eyes. Don't say anything else.

Which Larry is this?
The gentleman or the scum bag, buttsniffing troll?

My guess is the latter.

Relax. Health care bill passed.
Republican party is dead meat.
Time to celebrate.
If booze makes you mean, try grass instead.


You should get Giganews. Your stalking will be more believable.


Why would this turd spoof you?



Because he's a fearful baby with no voice of his own.

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:51:33 -0400, Larry wrote:

Larry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:34:43 -0500, Larry wrote:

Canuck57 wrote:
On 28/03/2010 3:34 PM, Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
news Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama's
appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make
it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


****

Bipartisan support?snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a
rope.



--
Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is
another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.
And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They
are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!
Well, in the case of banks, GM and the civil service, they get to
vote for big debt-taxing government. Most likely democrats for more
debt.

If you get an e-mail from deplum asking for Walker Bay info, just
mention her eyes. Don't say anything else.
Which Larry is this?
The gentleman or the scum bag, buttsniffing troll?

My guess is the latter.
Relax. Health care bill passed.
Republican party is dead meat.
Time to celebrate.
If booze makes you mean, try grass instead.
You should get Giganews. Your stalking will be more believable.

Why would this turd spoof you?



Because he's a fearful baby with no voice of his own.


I do sometimes employ the words of others.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a
woman scorned."

Move on with your life.
I have. It's quite easy to do.
I am Dan once again. Er...Larry.
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