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A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make it
more difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


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Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


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Bipartisan support? snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a rope.



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Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.


And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They are supposed
to represent the people, not their party!


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Democrats Defend Appointments
By JOSEPH BERGER

A leading Republican predicted Sunday that President Obama’s appointment
of 15 officials while sidestepping Senate confirmation would make it more
difficult to get bipartisan support for future legislation.


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Bipartisan support? snerk

Best advice...tell the congressional Republicans to go **** up a rope.



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Conservatives - just pretend Obama's health care legislation is another
unnecessary war and you'll feel better about it.


And the same advice when the Republican's get a majority? They are
supposed to represent the people, not their party!



They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and stop
listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and they're
certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and stop
listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and they're
certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.

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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


Big bailout.

You mean the one designed, constructed and executed by GW Bush?
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:32:58 -0600, Canuck57
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC.


gee. the last group was churned after they burned down the economy

Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care.


except the GOP engineered the destruction of our economy, and
engineered the bailout, all the while opposing ANY relief for the
middle class.

Going to be interesting to see
how the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared
and trying to duck their track records.


yep. americans always protect the rich. it's like a law of nature.
they will return the GOP to power because the GOP is already telling
us that wall street needs lower taxes and lower wages for the middle
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On 28/03/2010 4:16 PM, hk wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:


They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and
stop listening to nut jobs.

They, the Republicans, are not representing their constituents, and
they're certainly not doing them any service by refusing to do work.

I'm afraid our guys are going to get trounced come November.


Yep, need a little churn in DC. Most people have been against the big
bailout, massive debt and health care. Going to be interesting to see how
the democriters do at poll time. Most are already running scared and
trying to duck their track records.

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Fortunately for us, you can't even get into the US, so please vote in
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On Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:05:43 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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They might get a majority in the next 20 years if they wise up and stop
listening to nut jobs.


nah. i predict the house, if not the senate, will go GOP this fall.
the american people are suckers for a good myth, and the GOP has the
myth that wall street, unregulated, is the best protection for
people...after all, look what they've done for us in the last 3 years


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