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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.



Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it. You're
the lawyer after all.
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nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:

wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:


"John wrote in message
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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods




Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.




Stop thinking and go to work.


Start thinking and go play.



I'm capable of both.


Prove it.


There. I just finished work so here I am to play with bozos like you!
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Default Rules for Happiness

Harry wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.



Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it.
You're the lawyer after all.

She's (1) not a lawyer or (2) a poor lawyer.
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Default Rules for Happiness

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
Harry wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
news
nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.


Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it. You're
the lawyer after all.

She's (1) not a lawyer or (2) a poor lawyer.



Whatever you say "bruce"

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Nom=de=Plume


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