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Rules for Happiness
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods -- "Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown) John H |
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Rules for Happiness
"John H" wrote in message
... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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Rules for Happiness
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. -- Nom=de=Plume ~~ Snerk ~~ |
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Rules for Happiness
On Jan 23, 1:24*pm, John H wrote:
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! * * * * 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, * * * * * * *who cooks from time to * * * * * * *time, cleans up, and has a job. * * * * 2. It's important * * * * * *to have a woman, who can make you laugh. * * * * 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust * * * * * *and who doesn't lie to you. * * * * 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed * * * * and who likes to be with you. * * * * 5. It's very, very important that these four women do * * * * * * not know each other or ever meet. * * * * Signed * * * * * * * * Tiger Woods -- "Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown) John H LOL! |
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Rules for Happiness
John H wrote:
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods I never saw that coming! I thought it was the text from one of those '50's films like this" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccmGIFUx_FY |
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Rules for Happiness
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. Stop thinking and go to work. |
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Rules for Happiness
"Bruce" wrote in message
news nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. Stop thinking and go to work. Start thinking and go play. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message news nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. Are you saying you don't fit any of those categorys? Shame. You are probably destined to be an old spinster. |
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Rules for Happiness
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message news nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. Stop thinking and go to work. Start thinking and go play. I'm capable of both. |
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Rules for Happiness
"Bruce" wrote in message
... nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message news nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!! 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or ever meet. Signed Tiger Woods Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for charity. Stop thinking and go to work. Start thinking and go play. I'm capable of both. Prove it. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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