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John H[_12_] John H[_12_] is offline
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Default Rules for Happiness

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods

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"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H