On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:47:42 -0500, C. Mor Butts
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:47:14 -0800, C. Mor Butts
wrote:


BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) - Firing up voters on the eve of the
special election to fill the late Edward M. Kennedy's Senate seat,
Republican candidate Scott Brown spoke at a campaign rally today,
proclaiming, "With your help, our dream of depriving millions of
health care is within reach."

"Let's send a message, Massachusetts!" Mr. Brown exhorted the crowd.
"Let's tell people across the country that if they want health
coverage, they are **** out of luck!"

An aide to Mr. Brown said that internal polling reveals that the
Republican's anti-healthcare message may be catching on: "Right now,
Scott is showing a double-digit lead among people who describe
themselves as douchebags."

Wow Harry - you've really moved up in the world of douche baggery
yourself. I mean really - you're so infatuated with me that you have
to get an easynews account, Agent and my fake email account?

I'm truly flattered.

How doth it feel old fellow?

As if you have had nothing whatsoever to do with the spoofing in
rec.boats.