I have a dream
On Jan 19, 9:47*pm, C. Mor Butts wrote:
On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:47:14 -0800, C. Mor Butts
wrote:
BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) - Firing up voters on the eve of the
special election to fill the late Edward M. Kennedy's Senate seat,
Republican candidate Scott Brown spoke at a campaign rally today,
proclaiming, "With your help, our dream of depriving millions of
health care is within reach."
"Let's send a message, Massachusetts!" Mr. Brown exhorted the crowd.
"Let's tell people across the country that if they want health
coverage, they are **** out of luck!"
An aide to Mr. Brown said that internal polling reveals that the
Republican's anti-healthcare message may be catching on: "Right now,
Scott is showing a double-digit lead among people who describe
themselves as douchebags."
Wow Harry - you've really moved up in the world of douche baggery
yourself. *I mean really - you're so infatuated with me that you have
to get an easynews account, Agent and my fake email account?
I'm truly flattered.
I gotta tell you man - I'm in love with you myself. *I want your baby.
Call me.
LOL!!
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