On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:14:07 -0800, C. Mor Butts
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:47:42 -0500, C. Mor Butts
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:47:14 -0800, C. Mor Butts
wrote:


BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) - Firing up voters on the eve of the
special election to fill the late Edward M. Kennedy's Senate seat,
Republican candidate Scott Brown spoke at a campaign rally today,
proclaiming, "With your help, our dream of depriving millions of
health care is within reach."

"Let's send a message, Massachusetts!" Mr. Brown exhorted the crowd.
"Let's tell people across the country that if they want health
coverage, they are **** out of luck!"

An aide to Mr. Brown said that internal polling reveals that the
Republican's anti-healthcare message may be catching on: "Right now,
Scott is showing a double-digit lead among people who describe
themselves as douchebags."

Wow Harry - you've really moved up in the world of douche baggery
yourself. I mean really - you're so infatuated with me that you have
to get an easynews account, Agent and my fake email account?

I'm truly flattered.

How doth it feel old fellow?

I love you - I want your baby.

NOW!!!

As if you have had nothing whatsoever to do with the spoofing in
rec.boats.

Actually, no. Other than a spate of late night boredom (which I
admitted to having posted to Google), I have not been involved in any
of it.

Ever (exception above noted).

Really - honest injun. Cross my heart and hope to die - stick a
needle in my eye. Swear on my dead Mother's grave. Etc., etc., etc.

I wouldn't know how to do it in any case other than through Google and
that's gotta be obvious from the get go. It's not like you didn't
know who was doing it - come on, you're not that dumb.

The better spoofs weren't me, weren't done by me and I have no
knowledge of who did. If I had to guess, I could probably come up
with a few suspects who have a certain amount of enmity towards you.

But me? Sorry dude - barking up the wrong tree. I've had an epiphany
of sorts regarding you and your behavior here and will act accordingly
- meaning that when you are civil and rational, I will engage you as
you deserve. When you go off the rails, I will ignore you. Simple -
I wonder why I didn't think of it before.

To tell the truth, this new approach is the direct result of our
friend Bassy/Loogy. I've come to know him better over the past couple
of months and he's a really nice guy outside of this odd little slice
of Usenet. And I must add in Don who I had the pleasure of meeting in
person and, again, outside of this Usenet trainwreck, he's a genuine
and very nice guy. I figure perhaps you might be the same, so I'll be
the better man, apologize for any stress I might have caused
(excluding those I didn't have anything to do with) and move on. Balls
in your court.

So, can we get back to discussing you having my baby now?