On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:47:14 -0800, C. Mor Butts
wrote:


BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) - Firing up voters on the eve of the
special election to fill the late Edward M. Kennedy's Senate seat,
Republican candidate Scott Brown spoke at a campaign rally today,
proclaiming, "With your help, our dream of depriving millions of
health care is within reach."

"Let's send a message, Massachusetts!" Mr. Brown exhorted the crowd.
"Let's tell people across the country that if they want health
coverage, they are **** out of luck!"

An aide to Mr. Brown said that internal polling reveals that the
Republican's anti-healthcare message may be catching on: "Right now,
Scott is showing a double-digit lead among people who describe
themselves as douchebags."

Wow Harry - you've really moved up in the world of douche baggery
yourself. I mean really - you're so infatuated with me that you have
to get an easynews account, Agent and my fake email account?

I'm truly flattered.

I gotta tell you man - I'm in love with you myself. I want your baby.

Call me.