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Default Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.


 
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