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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of a rich mahogany." |
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#2
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
"John H" wrote in message ... LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security.................... |
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#3
posted to rec.boats
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
On Jun 13, 5:02*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... * * * * * * *LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA * * Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. * * The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' * * So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' * * Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' * * Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, *that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. *'That's what we would call great loss.' * * The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' * * Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane *carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to *smithereens that would be a tragedy.' * * 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' * * Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ahhh, Pinky the hall monitor strikes again... What a frekin' pussy... |
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#4
posted to rec.boats
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 13, 5:02 pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ahhh, Pinky the hall monitor strikes again... What a frekin' pussy... Talking or joking about killing the president or his family is taken seriously by the secret service, ****-for-brains. No surprise it was, apparently, herring that dropped this turd of a joke in rec.boats. -- The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a gang of moral nihilists. |
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote: On Jun 13, 5:02 pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ahhh, Pinky the hall monitor strikes again... What a frekin' pussy... Talking or joking about killing the president or his family is taken seriously by the secret service, ****-for-brains. No surprise it was, apparently, herring that dropped this turd of a joke in rec.boats. That joke has been floating around the internet for weeks. You set the precedent, in rec.boats, for being disrespectful of our president. Perhaps you've forgotten. WAFA |
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#6
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security.................... Good luck with that, dummy. Was it ADT or Brinks you sent it to? |
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#7
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:18:54 -0400, DK
wrote: Don White wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security.................... Good luck with that, dummy. Was it ADT or Brinks you sent it to? LOL! Probably the Mounties. -- John H "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson |
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#8
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
On Jun 13, 5:02*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... * * * * * * *LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA * * Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. * * The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' * * So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' * * Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' * * Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, *that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. *'That's what we would call great loss.' * * The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' * * Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane *carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to *smithereens that would be a tragedy.' * * 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' * * Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - What is "Home Security" dumb ass? |
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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
On Jun 13, 7:58*pm, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote: On Jun 13, 5:02 pm, "Don White" wrote: "John H" wrote in message . .. * * * * * * *LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA * * Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. * * The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' * * So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' * * Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' * * Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, *that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. *'That's what we would call great loss.' * * The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' * * Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane *carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to *smithereens that would be a tragedy.' * * 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' * * Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ahhh, Pinky the hall monitor strikes again... *What a frekin' pussy.... Talking or joking about killing the president or his family is taken seriously by the secret service, ****-for-brains. No surprise it was, apparently, herring that dropped this turd of a joke in rec.boats. -- The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Then how come you were never arrested for doing said same when Bush was president? |
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