A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

On Oct 28, 1:25*am, Tim wrote:
On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

No, I'm not just offended. I'm "Out-a-raged!"

Take THAT!

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

Well you being offended isn't as serious as my being offended because
I was offended first therefore I have the better grievance in terms of
being offendingly offended by the original offender - offensively
speaking.

And now that I'm offended at your being offended by my being offended
originally offensively speaking, I demand reparations from you for
being offended.

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:34:00 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

I am getting so tired of apologizing for everything.

I told you not to open the f'ing thing.

Crap. What part offended you? Maybe we could discuss this in greater
detail. Or maybe not.