Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.


I probably would have answered "your son"... snerk

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:34:00 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

I am getting so tired of apologizing for everything.

I told you not to open the f'ing thing.

Crap. What part offended you? Maybe we could discuss this in greater
detail. Or maybe not.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I find this whole thread, offensive...

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.