Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, all the kids raised their hands .... except for Little
Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.'

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked why he was a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a
Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

The flustered teacher asked Little Johnny, 'So, if you Mom was a moron
and your Dad was an idiot what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'That would make me an Obama fan.'


I always liked Little Johnny.


I probably would have answered "your son"... snerk

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:34:00 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:


I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

I am getting so tired of apologizing for everything.

I told you not to open the f'ing thing.

Crap. What part offended you? Maybe we could discuss this in greater
detail. Or maybe not.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I find this whole thread, offensive...

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Oct 28, 1:25*am, Tim wrote:
On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

No, I'm not just offended. I'm "Out-a-raged!"

Take THAT!

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

Well you being offended isn't as serious as my being offended because
I was offended first therefore I have the better grievance in terms of
being offendingly offended by the original offender - offensively
speaking.

And now that I'm offended at your being offended by my being offended
originally offensively speaking, I demand reparations from you for
being offended.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:27:33 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 28, 1:25*am, Tim wrote:
On Oct 27, 5:31*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.

I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.

You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

No, I'm not just offended. I'm "Out-a-raged!"

Take THAT!

Being outraged is offensive to me and thus I'm offended at your
outrageously offensive outrage.

I demand an apology.

And reparations.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Their opinion doesn't count. We're talking being a victim here and I
am an offended victim.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tim wrote:
On Oct 28, 1:25 am, Tim wrote:
On Oct 27, 5:31 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:
I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.
I'm about as offended as I can get.
Outraged you might say.
I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.
Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.
And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.
I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

No, I'm not just offended. I'm "Out-a-raged!"

Take THAT!

What is your M A? I'll send you a bouquet of offend me nots.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 27, 5:31 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:
I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.
I'm about as offended as I can get.
Outraged you might say.
I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

Well you being offended isn't as serious as my being offended because
I was offended first therefore I have the better grievance in terms of
being offendingly offended by the original offender - offensively
speaking.

And now that I'm offended at your being offended by my being offended
originally offensively speaking, I demand reparations from you for
being offended.

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:25:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:25:49 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 27, 5:31 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:
I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.
I'm about as offended as I can get.
Outraged you might say.
I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
I'm offended that your offended, Tom.

Well you being offended isn't as serious as my being offended because
I was offended first therefore I have the better grievance in terms of
being offendingly offended by the original offender - offensively
speaking.

And now that I'm offended at your being offended by my being offended
originally offensively speaking, I demand reparations from you for
being offended.

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Oct 28, 9:31*am, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. * If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)


I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:16:00 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)


I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

He's just jealous and can't control himself.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:31:13 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

It was because of that bride that I didn't buy that trawler. :)

She's not a boat person.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:20:50 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

She's not a boat person.

That's a serious problem. Maybe you could charter one sometime and
change her mind.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:05:54 -0400, Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I find this whole thread, offensive...

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself. There is nothing offensive
about Little Johnny, so it must be something after the first post of
the thread that you find offensive. Did Tom's taking offense at the
noeexistent offensiveness of Johnny's comments affect your
sensibilities, or was it the offensive comments of the union teacher
that offended you.

Remember, 'tis better to be ****ed off than ****ed on, unless you're
of a perticular persusion and ... oh, never mind.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:22:47 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Their opinion doesn't count. We're talking being a victim here and I
am an offended victim.

Will a few left over Deutschmarks help?

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:22:47 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Their opinion doesn't count. We're talking being a victim here and I
am an offended victim.

Will a few left over Deutschmarks help?

I have 10,000 Dez Mil Cruzeiros...;) And some Iraqui money too,
somewhere...

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

jps wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:16:00 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.
I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.
Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.
Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)

I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

He's just jealous and can't control himself.

That is so true. When you take a look at everything I have done, and
then compare my life to the idiots in here, well, it is obvious why they
are jealous.