Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)


I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:16:00 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)


I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

He's just jealous and can't control himself.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:31:13 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.

I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.

Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.

It was because of that bride that I didn't buy that trawler. :)

She's not a boat person.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:20:50 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

She's not a boat person.

That's a serious problem. Maybe you could charter one sometime and
change her mind.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:05:54 -0400, Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.

The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.

Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I find this whole thread, offensive...

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself. There is nothing offensive
about Little Johnny, so it must be something after the first post of
the thread that you find offensive. Did Tom's taking offense at the
noeexistent offensiveness of Johnny's comments affect your
sensibilities, or was it the offensive comments of the union teacher
that offended you.

Remember, 'tis better to be ****ed off than ****ed on, unless you're
of a perticular persusion and ... oh, never mind.

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:22:47 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Their opinion doesn't count. We're talking being a victim here and I
am an offended victim.

Will a few left over Deutschmarks help?

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:22:47 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:12:36 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:36:33 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:14:49 -0400, Jim wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:37 -0400, John H.
wrote:

I always liked Little Johnny.
I'm highly offended - highly.

I'm about as offended as I can get.

Outraged you might say.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology for being offended.
You could have the decency to post what has so offended you.
The mere fact that I'm offended is sufficient enough.

Details don't matter - it's simply that I'm offended.

And I'm offended by you daring to ask what offended me.

I demand an apology for offending me offensively.
Duly noted. I'll see what I can do.

Now I'm even more offended because you didn't offer an immediate
apology and abase yourself as a offender for offending me offensively
in the first place.

I am almost ready to think about making a decision on this matter. But
first I need to consult with esteemed council Plum Krause and White, who
are always ready to offer an opinion.

Their opinion doesn't count. We're talking being a victim here and I
am an offended victim.

Will a few left over Deutschmarks help?

I have 10,000 Dez Mil Cruzeiros...;) And some Iraqui money too,
somewhere...

Little Johnny - if he offends you, don't open...
 

jps wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:16:00 -0400, H the K
wrote:

On 10/28/09 10:00 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Oct 28, 9:31 am, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:29:18 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
I just sent him a lovely bouquet of offend me nots. I'll bet you could
get him to share with you.
I'm allergic to flower pollen and thus are not only outrageously
outraged at your offensive act of giving flowers but offensively
offended at your offensive offense.
Wow, things must be slow in eastern CT this time of year. If only
you had bought that trawler your bride wanted, you could be making
plans for going to the islands right now.
Maybe he can borrow a certain assholes Zimmermann like Lobsta' boat..
He can fix it with the other liars Japanese/German high paid union
labor produced screwdrivers... ;)

I suppose it really must suck to be an impoverished, unemployable, short
little **** like Scott Ingersoll.

He's just jealous and can't control himself.

That is so true. When you take a look at everything I have done, and
then compare my life to the idiots in here, well, it is obvious why they
are jealous.