In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS have
a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the
Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action
since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A.
We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States ,
begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA ,
ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the
Union ..

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You
might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we haven't had another
terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank
and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to
roost..

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space
industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States ...

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with TEXAS
," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need
for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know.
Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those
Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way
to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and
communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
Nortel, Alcatel, etc.. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best
burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large
health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens:
University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma ,
Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, LSU, Louisiana Tech
University, University of Arkansas, Arkansas State University , Baylor,
Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted
by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and,
therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves.. We just go out and get
the job done.. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a
job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance
industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the
TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an
Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of
ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation
really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask
them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types
of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf.
Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.
We don't need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of
the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And
TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey ,
Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island
and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located
in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see,
nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for
decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA
in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President
Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the
United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite
communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Al Gore has
predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive
the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed!


Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to
think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!




--
"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned
benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." - Ayn
Rand

Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.


As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

On Aug 27, 12:44*pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA * & ARKANSAS have a plan.

As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.

"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.

Harry will need a passport to cross the Mississippi. He has no sense of
humor at all; he's a bigot, and he thinks we all care what he thinks.

Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.
As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.


This from a cracker who lives in the Tallahassee area, where, if the
state government, FSU and FA&M re-located, the city would cease to
exist, since there is NOTHING ELSE THERE?

Lu Powell wrote:

"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.

Harry will need a passport to cross the Mississippi. He has no sense of
humor at all; he's a bigot, and he thinks we all care what he thinks.





Speaking of racist, bigoted, superchristian, inbred idiots...it's lu-ser.

On Aug 27, 12:39*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA * & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS have
a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the
Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

well, no they don't. texas lost this (if it ever had it) when it
rebelled during the civil war

try again.

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and
communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
Nortel, Alcatel, etc.. *The list goes on and on.

TI has shut down its R&D, relying on the chinese to supply it


7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best
burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large
health centers.

well...no. there are great cancer centers in boston, philadelphia,
chicago, NY, etc.


8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens:
University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma ,
Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, LSU, Louisiana Tech
University, University of Arkansas, Arkansas State University , Baylor,
Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

other than UT, none of these is world class.

Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.
As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.
Harry's just a bigot, always has been, always will be.

H K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...
On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.

Harry will need a passport to cross the Mississippi. He has no sense
of humor at all; he's a bigot, and he thinks we all care what he thinks.


Speaking of racist, bigoted, superchristian, inbred idiots...it's lu-ser.

How are you kids doing Harry?

BAR wrote:
H K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

"Frogwatch" wrote in message
...

On Aug 27, 12:44 pm, H the K wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

As far as I am concerned, you rednecks can take north florida, all of
texas, oklahoma, mississippi and alabama, and turned them into the
superchristian, inbred, homeschooled paradise for idiots you so desire.

Go for it. You'll be able to set up whatever laws you like, including
marrying your 13-year-old girl first cousins and sisters.

Just keep your hairy mitts off of florida from St. Augustine south, and
entirely out of louisiana.

Will happily give up South FL where they will soon not have enough
fresh water. Us rednecks in N. Fl will be happy to sell them some, at
say, $10/gallon. HK gets to keep New orleans, no loss there.

Harry will need a passport to cross the Mississippi. He has no sense
of humor at all; he's a bigot, and he thinks we all care what he thinks.


Speaking of racist, bigoted, superchristian, inbred idiots...it's lu-ser.

How are you kids doing Harry?


Very well, and thank you for asking. None, thankfully, are Republicans.