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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara
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On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote:
During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling
place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours.
One of the election judges asks another what's going on?

Hey what's up with the Senator?

I don't know.

Well, go find out.

OK.

So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui

"Excuse me Senator, are you OK?"

"Yeah, whats the problem.?"

"Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost
two hours.."

"So? I'm just getting started."

"Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who
need the booth to vote as well."

Then the embarassed Senator said:

"Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!"

All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle,
thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You
will be missed.


If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in
the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and
misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he
was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However,
Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get
arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool.
Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............


He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough
for me *not* to be buried there.

Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better.
--
John H


I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of
duty.
What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire
to keep US troops on their toes.
I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you.


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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:01:00 -0300, "Don White"
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"JLH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara
wrote:

On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote:
During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling
place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours.
One of the election judges asks another what's going on?

Hey what's up with the Senator?

I don't know.

Well, go find out.

OK.

So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui

"Excuse me Senator, are you OK?"

"Yeah, whats the problem.?"

"Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost
two hours.."

"So? I'm just getting started."

"Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who
need the booth to vote as well."

Then the embarassed Senator said:

"Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!"

All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle,
thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You
will be missed.

If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in
the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and
misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he
was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However,
Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get
arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool.
Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............


He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough
for me *not* to be buried there.

Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better.
--
John H


I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of
duty.
What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire
to keep US troops on their toes.
I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you.


I am well qualified for burial in Arlington Cemetery.

Remember, thinking is not your strong suit.

Now get back on the tit.
--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous
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Don White wrote:
"JLH" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara
wrote:

On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote:
During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling
place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours.
One of the election judges asks another what's going on?

Hey what's up with the Senator?

I don't know.

Well, go find out.

OK.

So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui

"Excuse me Senator, are you OK?"

"Yeah, whats the problem.?"

"Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost
two hours.."

"So? I'm just getting started."

"Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who
need the booth to vote as well."

Then the embarassed Senator said:

"Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!"

All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle,
thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You
will be missed.
If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in
the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and
misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he
was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However,
Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get
arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool.
Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............

He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough
for me *not* to be buried there.

Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better.
--
John H


I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of
duty.
What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire
to keep US troops on their toes.
I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you.



"I don't think"...

You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy.
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Don White wrote:
"JLH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara
wrote:

On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote:
During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling
place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours.
One of the election judges asks another what's going on?

Hey what's up with the Senator?

I don't know.

Well, go find out.

OK.

So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui

"Excuse me Senator, are you OK?"

"Yeah, whats the problem.?"

"Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost
two hours.."

"So? I'm just getting started."

"Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who
need the booth to vote as well."

Then the embarassed Senator said:

"Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!"

All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle,
thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You
will be missed.
If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in
the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and
misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he
was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However,
Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get
arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool.
Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............
He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough
for me *not* to be buried there.

Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better.
--
John H


I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call
of duty.
What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly
fire to keep US troops on their toes.
I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for
you.


"I don't think"...

You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy.



Paint this, DoggyBoy!


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Don White wrote:
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Don White wrote:
"JLH" wrote in message
news On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara
wrote:

On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote:
During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling
place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours.
One of the election judges asks another what's going on?

Hey what's up with the Senator?

I don't know.

Well, go find out.

OK.

So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui

"Excuse me Senator, are you OK?"

"Yeah, whats the problem.?"

"Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost
two hours.."

"So? I'm just getting started."

"Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who
need the booth to vote as well."

Then the embarassed Senator said:

"Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!"

All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle,
thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You
will be missed.
If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in
the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and
misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he
was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However,
Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get
arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool.
Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............
He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough
for me *not* to be buried there.

Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better.
--
John H


I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call
of duty.
What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly
fire to keep US troops on their toes.
I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for
you.

"I don't think"...

You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy.



Paint this, DoggyBoy!



No surprise you picked this for your lame response.

Carry on, dummy...


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