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![]() "JLH" wrote in message news ![]() On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara wrote: On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote: During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours. One of the election judges asks another what's going on? Hey what's up with the Senator? I don't know. Well, go find out. OK. So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui "Excuse me Senator, are you OK?" "Yeah, whats the problem.?" "Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost two hours.." "So? I'm just getting started." "Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who need the booth to vote as well." Then the embarassed Senator said: "Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!" All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle, thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You will be missed. If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However, Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool. Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............ He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough for me *not* to be buried there. Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better. -- John H I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of duty. What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire to keep US troops on their toes. I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you. |
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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:01:00 -0300, "Don White"
wrote: "JLH" wrote in message news ![]() On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara wrote: On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote: During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours. One of the election judges asks another what's going on? Hey what's up with the Senator? I don't know. Well, go find out. OK. So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui "Excuse me Senator, are you OK?" "Yeah, whats the problem.?" "Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost two hours.." "So? I'm just getting started." "Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who need the booth to vote as well." Then the embarassed Senator said: "Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!" All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle, thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You will be missed. If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However, Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool. Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............ He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough for me *not* to be buried there. Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better. -- John H I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of duty. What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire to keep US troops on their toes. I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you. I am well qualified for burial in Arlington Cemetery. Remember, thinking is not your strong suit. Now get back on the tit. -- John H "If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!" --Anonymous |
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Don White wrote:
"JLH" wrote in message news ![]() On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara wrote: On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote: During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours. One of the election judges asks another what's going on? Hey what's up with the Senator? I don't know. Well, go find out. OK. So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui "Excuse me Senator, are you OK?" "Yeah, whats the problem.?" "Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost two hours.." "So? I'm just getting started." "Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who need the booth to vote as well." Then the embarassed Senator said: "Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!" All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle, thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You will be missed. If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However, Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool. Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............ He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough for me *not* to be buried there. Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better. -- John H I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of duty. What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire to keep US troops on their toes. I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you. "I don't think"... You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy. |
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![]() "D 2" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "JLH" wrote in message news ![]() On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT), Katie Ohara wrote: On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote: During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours. One of the election judges asks another what's going on? Hey what's up with the Senator? I don't know. Well, go find out. OK. So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui "Excuse me Senator, are you OK?" "Yeah, whats the problem.?" "Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost two hours.." "So? I'm just getting started." "Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who need the booth to vote as well." Then the embarassed Senator said: "Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!" All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle, thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You will be missed. If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However, Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool. Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............ He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough for me *not* to be buried there. Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better. -- John H I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of duty. What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire to keep US troops on their toes. I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you. "I don't think"... You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy. Paint this, DoggyBoy! |
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Don White wrote:
"D 2" wrote in message ... Don White wrote: "JLH" wrote in message news ![]() wrote: On Aug 26, 4:13 pm, Tim wrote: During election time, Sen. Ted Kennedy is the first one in the polling place . He draws the curtain shut, and is in there for a couple hours. One of the election judges asks another what's going on? Hey what's up with the Senator? I don't know. Well, go find out. OK. So a judge walks up to the booth to inqui "Excuse me Senator, are you OK?" "Yeah, whats the problem.?" "Well Senator, we're concerned that you've been in there for almost two hours.." "So? I'm just getting started." "Well Senator, I'm not trying to rush you, but there are others who need the booth to vote as well." Then the embarassed Senator said: "Vote? Oh my! I thought this was a Confessional!" All joking aside. Even though we're on the oposite sides of the isle, thank you for your long lasting service to the country Senator. You will be missed. If I am ever in MA, I will make a real attempt to spit on his grave in the name of all those who died as a result of his corruption and misguided ideas. I would be neutral toward Jack Kennedy's grave, he was simply stupid. I have no feelings about Robert Kennedy. However, Ted is deserving of a special sort of contempt. Hey, maybe I can get arrested for spitting on his grave, that'd be cool. Now, if only Barney Frank would get Kaposi's sarcoma............ He's going to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. That's reason enough for me *not* to be buried there. Quantico National Cemetery is looking better and better. -- John H I think Arlington is for heros and those who went above & beyond the call of duty. What did you achieve in Vietnam... besides applying a little friendly fire to keep US troops on their toes. I don't think sucking on Uncle Sams teat is enough to earn a place for you. "I don't think"... You got that right, at least. Go paint the dog and walk the house, dummy. Paint this, DoggyBoy! No surprise you picked this for your lame response. Carry on, dummy... |
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