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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam
Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal
drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."

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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side
of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to
drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."


Now that is funny.

Semper Fi
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:14:25 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam
Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal
drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us."


Ya gotta love them Marines!

Wonder how the truck driver faired,
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:14:25 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other
and
both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that
Saddam
Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and
he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal
drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin
dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck
hit us."


Ya gotta love them Marines!

Wonder how the truck driver faired,
--

John H


Probably promoted to officer corps in the army.


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