"Guzzistimo" wrote in message
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On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:14:25 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other
and
both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that
Saddam
Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and
he
yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal
drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin
dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck
hit us."

Ya gotta love them Marines!

Wonder how the truck driver faired,
--

John H


Probably promoted to officer corps in the army.