On 16-Aug-2009, JLH OPAof7 wrote:

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."

Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it.

What an idiot! Sausage at Home Depot? EVERYONE knows that's where people
from Maryland get their blow up sheep!