Maryland Sausage
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was from Italy?" The clerk replied: "Well, no." "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was from Germany?" "Uh, no," answered the clerk. "If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" "No, not at all," came the reply. With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for Maryland sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot." |
Maryland Sausage
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote: A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Maryland sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was from Italy?" The clerk replied: "Well, no." "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was from Germany?" "Uh, no," answered the clerk. "If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" "No, not at all," came the reply. With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for Maryland sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot." Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it. |
Maryland Sausage
"JLH OPAof7" wrote in message ... On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Maryland sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was from Italy?" The clerk replied: "Well, no." "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was from Germany?" "Uh, no," answered the clerk. "If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" "No, not at all," came the reply. With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for Maryland sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot." Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it. No matter. He's been killfiled. He's too bigoted and racist to suit me. |
Maryland Sausage
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote: A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Maryland sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was from Italy?" The clerk replied: "Well, no." "Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was from Germany?" "Uh, no," answered the clerk. "If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" "No, not at all," came the reply. With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for Maryland sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot." This is similar to that old joke about the blonde that goes into a store to buy a televison set... -- Posted via NewsDemon.com - Premium Uncensored Newsgroup Service -------http://www.NewsDemon.com------ Unlimited Access, Anonymous Accounts, Uncensored Broadband Access |
Maryland Sausage
On 16-Aug-2009, JLH OPAof7 wrote: "No, not at all," came the reply. With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for Maryland sausage?" "Because this is Home Depot." Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it. What an idiot! Sausage at Home Depot? EVERYONE knows that's where people from Maryland get their blow up sheep! |
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