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Lu Powell[_8_] August 16th 09 06:51 PM

Maryland Sausage
 
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
from Italy?"

The clerk replied: "Well, no."

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
from Germany?"

"Uh, no," answered the clerk.

"If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or
if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."


JLH OPAof7 August 16th 09 07:12 PM

Maryland Sausage
 
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
from Italy?"

The clerk replied: "Well, no."

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
from Germany?"

"Uh, no," answered the clerk.

"If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or
if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."


Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it.

Lu Powell[_8_] August 16th 09 07:50 PM

Maryland Sausage
 

"JLH OPAof7" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
from Italy?"

The clerk replied: "Well, no."

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
from Germany?"

"Uh, no," answered the clerk.

"If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or
if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya,
huh?
Would ya?"

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."


Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it.


No matter. He's been killfiled. He's too bigoted and racist to suit me.


[email protected] August 17th 09 03:54 AM

Maryland Sausage
 
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
from Italy?"

The clerk replied: "Well, no."

"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
from Germany?"

"Uh, no," answered the clerk.

"If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or
if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."


This is similar to that old joke about the blonde that goes into a
store to buy a televison set...

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Steve[_9_] August 17th 09 03:54 PM

Maryland Sausage
 

On 16-Aug-2009, JLH OPAof7 wrote:

"No, not at all," came the reply.

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"

"Because this is Home Depot."


Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it.


What an idiot! Sausage at Home Depot? EVERYONE knows that's where people
from Maryland get their blow up sheep!


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