Maryland Sausage
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 13:51:40 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some
Maryland sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you from Maryland?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
from Italy?"
The clerk replied: "Well, no."
"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
from Germany?"
"Uh, no," answered the clerk.
"If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was from Israel? Or
if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was from Mexico? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"
"No, not at all," came the reply.
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm from Maryland just because I ask for
Maryland sausage?"
"Because this is Home Depot."
Yes, that was good. Let's see who gets ****ed off at it.
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