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On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:52:28 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:10:06 -0400, JLH OPAof7
wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:42:24 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:41:44 GMT, (Richard
Casady) wrote:

On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.

I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady

I figured out golf is a great game if you throw away the score card
and that silly rule book. Just enjoy a nice walk in well manicured
grass and hitting the ball. A tee will make it a lot more enjoyable,
no matter where your ball lands. I can come up out of that sand like
Tiger Woods when I tee it up.

To those anal people scribbling on their score cards I just tell them
to apply a suitable penalty to my score and let's get up to the next
hole. I want to hit the ball again.
The people behind us like me since I play "ready golf" and there are
usually some balls left behind if they are willing to go look for
them.

As to the people writing on their scorecards - it shouldn't take them
that long to write the number 4, 5, 6 or whatever. Hell, that should
be done while walking from the green to the next tee. It's hard to
track your index and your improvement (or lack thereof) without
keeping your score.

I just keep track of how many snakes I see or how many houses I hit.

There ya go.

JLH OPAof7

On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:12:04 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:16:58 -0400, JLH OPAof7
wrote:

As to the people writing on their scorecards - it shouldn't take them
that long to write the number 4, 5, 6 or whatever. Hell, that should
be done while walking from the green to the next tee. It's hard to
track your index and your improvement (or lack thereof) without
keeping your score.

I just keep track of how many snakes I see or how many houses I hit.

There ya go.

The strange thing was that this nasty arthritis in my wrists that has
been screwing me up in most things actually fixed my golf swing. It
took about 20-30 yards off my drive but it goes straight now.

Straight is good. I've found that bringing the club back about
two-thirds the way is the best thing I can do.

I had a great day today. Shot an 84. I've never had a round at this
course below 92. Everything seemed to click today.

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