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SteveB August 16th 09 03:08 AM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve



JustWait August 16th 09 03:12 AM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
In article ,
says...

I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve


Yeah, but if you don't bring out the guppy, you will be, er, uh, um,
golfing again... Ugh... snerk

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H the K August 16th 09 03:30 AM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
SteveB wrote:
I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve




One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.

mgg August 16th 09 06:12 AM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
SteveB wrote:
I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf,
I can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big
rainbows that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the
guppy, fix the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some
hardware, another anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve



One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


How the hell would you know? I don't recall him posting scores. WAFA

--Mike



[email protected] August 16th 09 08:02 AM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:08:14 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:

I went and played golf for my last time Tuesday. Anything that is that
painful is not fun. Anything that I can't get a decent grasp on in three
months is not fun, either. For $20-$50 for three or four hours of golf, I
can go boating in my little guppy quite a few times. The lake is about
eight miles, and a 40 doesn't burn a lot of gas. Plus, I catch big rainbows
that sell for $6 a pound at the store. So, time to dust off the guppy, fix
the carpet, replace some wood, do some painting, get some hardware, another
anchor, a battery, and ....................

holy ****. I think it may be cheaper to keep golfing.

Steve


Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.

The boat could be a problem though...

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Richard Casady August 16th 09 01:41 PM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady

Richard Casady August 16th 09 01:44 PM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:57 -0500, wrote:

Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.


I hate cleaning fish, and I can't imagine cleaning 130 of them.

Casady

H the K August 16th 09 01:53 PM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
Richard Casady wrote:
On Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:30:27 -0400, H the K
wrote:

One of the flaming asses here, name of herring, plays around at playing
golf, and I think he's been trying it for four or five years. He's no
better at golf than anything else he has tried in his life...mediocre at
best.


I played at Golf at one time. I despaired of ever breaking a hundred.
Then I discovered the secret and I can do that every time. When I
reach 99 I pick up my ball and head for the clubhouse.

Casady



My late uncle was a pretty good golfer. When he retired to SE Florida,
he played almost every day, but he didn't use a cart...he walked the
courses with some buddies, and I'm sure that contributed to his long
life. Getting that kind of walking exercise out in the fresh air has to
be good for you. The rest of golf, though...a crashing bore.

H the K August 16th 09 01:54 PM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
Richard Casady wrote:
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:57 -0500, wrote:

Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.


I hate cleaning fish, and I can't imagine cleaning 130 of them.

Casady



A better question is why anyone would want to *catch* that many fish.
It's gluttony at its worst.

[email protected] August 16th 09 02:04 PM

To hell with golf, I'm going fishing
 
On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:44:45 GMT, (Richard
Casady) wrote:

On Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:57 -0500,
wrote:

Go fishing. The white bass are biting. We caught 130 in four hours
yesterday.


I hate cleaning fish, and I can't imagine cleaning 130 of them.

Casady


It only took about 1/2 of an hour with two electric knives, and one
person removing the ribs. The cleaning station at the lake is
designed for efficient processing of the fish. And as much fun as it
was to catch that many fish, an half an hour of work isn't too much to
ask.

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