Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to
understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow Man, and I hope no grudges are
held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Obama. "Barack, what do you believe in?''

Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

--
John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

On Aug 12, 4:05*pm, Just John II wrote:
*Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

*God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

*Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. *And I've come to
*understand that now.''

*God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
left.''

*God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

*Bill replies: *"I believe in forgiveness. *I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow Man, and I hope no grudges are
held against me.''

*God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
*Come and sit at my right.''

*Then God addresses Obama. *"Barack, what do you believe in?''

*Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

--
John H

All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking.

Good Lord!

(Pardon the pun!)