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A little religious humor
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven.
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.'' God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.'' God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow Man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.'' Then God addresses Obama. "Barack, what do you believe in?'' Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair." -- John H All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking. |
A little religious humor
On Aug 12, 4:05*pm, Just John II wrote:
*Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven. *God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?'' *Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. *And I've come to *understand that now.'' *God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.'' *God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?'' *Bill replies: *"I believe in forgiveness. *I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow Man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' *God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. *Come and sit at my right.'' *Then God addresses Obama. *"Barack, what do you believe in?'' *Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair." -- John H All decisions, even those made by liberals, are the result of binary thinking. Good Lord! (Pardon the pun!) |
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