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Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: What? Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: Well……… Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: My health insurance is ending? Nurse: Sort of. Harry: Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. |
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![]() "NotNow" wrote in message ... Frogwatch wrote: Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: What? Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: Well……… Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: My health insurance is ending? Nurse: Sort of. Harry: Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of tightasses. |
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On Aug 11, 2:37*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message ... Frogwatch wrote: Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: *Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: *(proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: *That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: *What? Nurse: *Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: *Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: *Well……… Nurse: *As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: *My health insurance is ending? Nurse: *Sort of. Harry: *Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: *Merely my assistants. *Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. *You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: *YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: *Oh, relax. *Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of tightasses. No, you do not have to bend over. I was recently sent for an MRI for a hernia but it got better so I blew it off. Another time they wanted me to go for a CAT scan for my back, Nah, I said, no reason for it. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
No, you do not have to bend over. I was recently sent for an MRI for a hernia but it got better so I blew it off. Another time they wanted me to go for a CAT scan for my back, Nah, I said, no reason for it. You seem to be working extra hard to gain entrance to the Loogy/Just Hate/Lu-ser Powell Club of Morons. Hoping for a reach-around? |
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Lu Powell wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message ... Frogwatch wrote: Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: What? Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: Well……… Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: My health insurance is ending? Nurse: Sort of. Harry: Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of tightasses. Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here, right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT.... |
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On Aug 11, 3:16*pm, NotNow wrote:
Lu Powell wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Frogwatch wrote: Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: *Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: *(proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: *That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: *What? Nurse: *Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: *Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: *Well……… Nurse: *As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: *My health insurance is ending? Nurse: *Sort of. Harry: *Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: *Merely my assistants. *Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. *You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: *YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: *Oh, relax. *Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of tightasses. Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here, right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT.... It was not done in the Bush years, we would not have allowed it. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 11, 3:16 pm, NotNow wrote: Lu Powell wrote: "NotNow" wrote in message ... Frogwatch wrote: Knock, Knock Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake smile. Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here to counsel you on your end of life options. Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already. Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life counseling. Harry: What? Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”. As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the provisions for AASMR. Harry: Huh? Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section 1.2.1.45. Harry: Well……… Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires, those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active Termination of Health Care Procedures. Harry: My health insurance is ending? Nurse: Sort of. Harry: Who are those two big guys with you? Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”. Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS. Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your estate…………. Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being told. Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of tightasses. Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here, right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT.... It was not done in the Bush years, we would not have allowed it. RRRIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!!!! |
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