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NotNow[_3_] August 11th 09 07:31 PM

One fine boating day
 
Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock

Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: What?
Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: Well………
Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: Sort of.
Harry: Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….


Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is
pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to
what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect
to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative
politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of
the lies being told.

Lu Powell[_8_] August 11th 09 07:37 PM

One fine boating day
 

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock

Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: What?
Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: Well………
Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: Sort of.
Harry: Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….


Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure
horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what
the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to
eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians
don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being
told.


Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of
tightasses.


Frogwatch[_2_] August 11th 09 07:43 PM

One fine boating day
 
On Aug 11, 2:37*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message

...



Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock


Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: *Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: *(proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: *That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: *What?
Nurse: *Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: *Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: *Well………
Nurse: *As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: *My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: *Sort of.
Harry: *Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: *Merely my assistants. *Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. *You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: *YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: *Oh, relax. *Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….


Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is pure
horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed to what
the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with respect to
eldercare. I know that conservatives think that conservative politicians
don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount and scope of the lies being
told.


Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch of
tightasses.


No, you do not have to bend over. I was recently sent for an MRI for
a hernia but it got better so I blew it off. Another time they wanted
me to go for a CAT scan for my back, Nah, I said, no reason for it.

H the K August 11th 09 07:45 PM

One fine boating day
 
Frogwatch wrote:

No, you do not have to bend over. I was recently sent for an MRI for
a hernia but it got better so I blew it off. Another time they wanted
me to go for a CAT scan for my back, Nah, I said, no reason for it.




You seem to be working extra hard to gain entrance to the Loogy/Just
Hate/Lu-ser Powell Club of Morons. Hoping for a reach-around?

NotNow[_3_] August 11th 09 08:16 PM

One fine boating day
 
Lu Powell wrote:

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock

Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: What?
Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: Well………
Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: Sort of.
Harry: Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….


Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is
pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed
to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with
respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that
conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount
and scope of the lies being told.


Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch
of tightasses.


Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it
would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here,
right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT....

Frogwatch[_2_] August 11th 09 08:45 PM

One fine boating day
 
On Aug 11, 3:16*pm, NotNow wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock


Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: *Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: *(proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: *That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: *What?
Nurse: *Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: *Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: *Well………
Nurse: *As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: *My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: *Sort of.
Harry: *Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: *Merely my assistants. *Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. *You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: *YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: *Oh, relax. *Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….


Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is
pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed
to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with
respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that
conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount
and scope of the lies being told.


Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch
of tightasses.


Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it
would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here,
right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT....


It was not done in the Bush years, we would not have allowed it.

NotNow[_3_] August 11th 09 09:40 PM

One fine boating day
 
Frogwatch wrote:
On Aug 11, 3:16 pm, NotNow wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

"NotNow" wrote in message
...
Frogwatch wrote:
Knock, Knock
Harry opens the door to see an officious looking middle aged woman in
a nurses uniform standing there with an official looking sort of fake
smile.
Nurse: Mr Krause, I am your Obamacare End of Life Representative here
to counsel you on your end of life options.
Harry: (proudly) I’ve got a living will already.
Nurse: That’s all well and good but this is your required end of life
counseling.
Harry: What?
Nurse: Mr Krause, you’ve had a good ten years of retirement, that’s
enough reward for someone who has entered his “non-productive years”.
As one of Obamacare’s strongest backers surely you are aware of the
provisions for AASMR.
Harry: Huh?
Nurse: Surely you read the Obamacare act, page 723 paragraph 5 section
1.2.1.45.
Harry: Well………
Nurse: As the Active Allocation of Scarce Medical Resources requires,
those who have been in their non-productive years for 10 years or more
and are currently receiving medication must submit to Active
Termination of Health Care Procedures.
Harry: My health insurance is ending?
Nurse: Sort of.
Harry: Who are those two big guys with you?
Nurse: Merely my assistants. Now, you have a choice of Carbon
Monoxide or an overdose of Demoral. You can also choose a little
Demoral with the Carbon Monoxide to relax you through the “procedure”.
Harry: YOU CAN”T BE SERIOUS.
Nurse: Oh, relax. Don’t worry about the cost, it is automatically
deducted from you bank account and the remainder is billed to your
estate………….
Did you happen to watch the ABC evening news last night? The above is
pure horse****. They analyzed just what is in the package as opposed
to what the conservatives are trying to say is in the package with
respect to eldercare. I know that conservatives think that
conservative politicians don't lie, but it is unbelievable the amount
and scope of the lies being told.
Do you not recognize political humor? Boy, some people are sure a bunch
of tightasses.

Yep, the usual. If something like that were done in the Bush years, it
would have been okay with all of the regular conservatives here,
right.....? RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT....


It was not done in the Bush years, we would not have allowed it.


RRRIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!!!!


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