J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK
wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH,
you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non
Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is
funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1.
To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable
questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or
syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in
an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To
fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response
to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by
saying those shoes sure look nice.
Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.


Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin,
Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them
to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over
laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost
your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest
pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished
you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you,
so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations
cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it.


If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to
Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.

Have you seen his fat hands? There is no way any woman would go to bed
with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."

Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

Not to mention cows.

Speaking of cows:

Why don't cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry

Cows should Unionize.

On Jul 11, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56*pm, wrote:

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."

Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

True - we are Jocose Challenged.

Pray for us.

On Jul 11, 11:52*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48*pm, HK wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.

All liberals are humor impaired.

What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. *They simply do not understand it.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

With Obama is circling the bowl on the ecomony, foreign affairs
and losing credibility while becoming more like Bush everyday,
we don't see anything as funny.

Life is so hard.

It's all Bush's fault.

On Jul 12, 9:31*am, J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK
wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH,
you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non Plumber?

See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. *They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is
funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

* * Palin * * * *pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To
flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable
questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or
syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an
interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate
an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a
question for which one does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying
those shoes sure look nice. *

Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them to
be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over laughing.
This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost your ability
to separate life from your politics. *Political chest pounding is all
you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished you to the basement,
you can not find anyone to go fishing with you, so you are forced to
spend all day, including weekends and vacations cut and pasting
political articles. *Sad isn't it.

If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to
Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

If I gave her half as much attention as I give to rec.boats I might
be invited.

Of course, I was disinvited because of under performance, but
that's beside the point.

After all, in the true liberal spirit, it's trying hard that counts,
not
necessarily getting the job done effectively.

On Jul 12, 11:38*am, "Don White" wrote:
"J i m" wrote in ...





HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
news:k7GdnVZyUaGw3MTXnZ2dnUVZ_tti4p2d@earthlink .com...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."

Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.

I laughed my ass off. *It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. *It's not hard.

*"JOKE"

Eisboch

Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been up
to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for herself
and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she publicly
shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man, that would
be the ultimate insult.

What would you jnow about 'normal'?
Lots of professional women keep their maiden name.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Yes they do. Sadly, in my case, Jim is right.

On Jul 12, 1:45*pm, Just Regigie wrote:
J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK
wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH,
you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non
Plumber?

See, a case in point. *Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. *They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is
funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

* * Palin * * * *pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1.
To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable
questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or
syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in
an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To
fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response
to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by
saying those shoes sure look nice. *
Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. * I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin,
Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. *They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them
to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over
laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost
your ability to separate life from your politics. *Political chest
pounding is all you have left in your life. *Your wife has banished
you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you,
so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations
cut and pasting political articles. *Sad isn't it.

If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to
Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.

Have you seen his fat hands? * There is no way any woman would go to bed
with someone as morbidly obese as Harry Krause.

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Reggie puke foch schitt speaks again.

I don't hear any complaints from Mary Palm and her five sisters.

HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic jokes
about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Some of us aren't afraid of their wives. Most of us own our homes and
live and sleep with our wives.

J i m wrote:
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH, you'd
realize I
was talking to the sheep."


Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes about women.



I laughed my ass off. It was a damn good joke.

Think Harry. It's not hard.

"JOKE"

Eisboch


Why don't you two boys tell that joke to your wives and report back.

Why don't you (Krausie) let your significant other see what you've been
up to on rec.boats all these years. She'd be really embarrassed for
herself and you. Perhaps she already knows and that is the reason she
publicly shuns (Krausie) and refuses to take his name. To a normal man,
that would be the ultimate insult.

That will never happen. We could always mail her some of his gems...

J i m wrote:
Just Regigie wrote:
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 11:48 pm, HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 11, 10:56 pm, wrote:
On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:49:33 -0400, HK
wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and
says, "Honey,
this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you
weren't such a dumb-ass, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous BITCH,
you'd realize I
was talking to the sheep."
Nice...stupid racist jokes about blacks, and now stupid moronic
jokes
about women.
Not to mention cows.
All liberals are humor impaired.
What could be funnier than Sarah Palin, other than Joe the non
Plumber?

See, a case in point. Even when they try, they fail completely at
humor. They simply do not understand it.

Sarah Palin has made herself into a national punch line for dozens,
maybe hundreds, of jokes. She and just about everything about her is
funny.

Here's a place you can get started:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/s...alin-jokes.htm

She's even got her own page in the urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palin

Here's one of my favorites from that dictionary:

Palin pal·in (pa-l’i(n) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1.
To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable
questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or
syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in
an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To
fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response
to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Example:

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by
saying those shoes sure look nice.
Joe the non Plumber got himself "used" by the GOP and still doesn't
realize it. I doubt he has the staying power of Palin, though.

Now, you extreme righties might not find the humor in Palin, Joe,
Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, et cetera*, but almost everyone else is bent
over in laughter about them and their attempts to dig themselves into
deeper and deeper holes. They're the gifts that keep on giving.


Yup, Froggy is correct, you have NO sense of humor. I am not a Sarah
Palin supporter, but I doubt if most Dem's find any humor at Palin,
Joe, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford etc. They may find it to be a political
advantage, but only those with a real mental illness would find them
to be worth a giggle and they certainly would not be bent over
laughing. This statement does highlight the fact that you have lost
your ability to separate life from your politics. Political chest
pounding is all you have left in your life. Your wife has banished
you to the basement, you can not find anyone to go fishing with you,
so you are forced to spend all day, including weekends and vacations
cut and pasting political articles. Sad isn't it.


If Krausie gave as much attention to his alleged wife, as he does to
Sarah Palin, he might be invited into her bedroom on ocassion.

She would have to be drunk to let the nail-eating, dumpy, fat-ass
narcissist upstairs. Forget about her bedroom.