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Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


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On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.
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On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.



Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.

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Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk


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Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk

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criminal administration in history, we're screwed.



I guess you really are as stupid as you seem.

You're lucky you were not born in ancient Sparta.


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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:

Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk

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The most corrupt congress in history, holding hands with the most
criminal administration in history, we're screwed.



I guess you really are as stupid as you seem.

You're lucky you were not born in ancient Sparta.


It doesn't seem possible The Freak could be that much of a tool but
maybe it's true.
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Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk




Harry is an ass.

I happened to catch Wolf Whatshisname on CNN interviewing Palin today on
CNN.
Try as he did, he couldn't get her to screw up, get confused, stumble or
otherwise make any news worthy of a comment by Harry. She was sharp,
knowledgeable of the issues, ranging from the gas line project in Alaska to
Obama's economic programs/policies to the potential threat of North Korea's
nuclear program and to the potential of Obama's comments in Egypt resulting
in alienating the US from Israel.

I have to admit that following some of the ill prepared gaffs she made
during the election cycle, she has improved dramatically, at least in this
particular interview. You could tell that Wolf was getting exasperated
because he couldn't get her to screw up.

These comments by me do not mean I think she is a serious contender for
2012, nor do I think she is particularly qualified to be POTUS. But, she
is a lot brighter than the media and Harry and his tribe like to broadcast.

Oh, she did a pretty good number on Letterman also (which IMO, he deserves).
He has acknowledged that his comments were inappropriate and she has
accepted his apology.

Eisboch



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"JustWaitAFrekinMinute!" wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:


Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk




Harry is an ass.

I happened to catch Wolf Whatshisname on CNN interviewing Palin today on
CNN.
Try as he did, he couldn't get her to screw up, get confused, stumble or
otherwise make any news worthy of a comment


You're obviously blind. She's a dunce and it's obvious to anyone
who's willing to cast a critical eye on her responses. She's more
mechanical than fluent. Her answers are pulled out of a box of
cliches, assembled for the circumstance, never with enough specificity
or insight to make a convincing case.

She's fine for the religious right 'cause she's against abortion.

Otherwise, she's got a big hat and no cattle and some purdy makeup.
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Eisboch wrote:
"JustWaitAFrekinMinute!" wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:

Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk




Harry is an ass.

I happened to catch Wolf Whatshisname on CNN interviewing Palin today on
CNN.
Try as he did, he couldn't get her to screw up, get confused, stumble or
otherwise make any news worthy of a comment by Harry. She was sharp,
knowledgeable of the issues, ranging from the gas line project in Alaska to
Obama's economic programs/policies to the potential threat of North Korea's
nuclear program and to the potential of Obama's comments in Egypt resulting
in alienating the US from Israel.

I have to admit that following some of the ill prepared gaffs she made
during the election cycle, she has improved dramatically, at least in this
particular interview. You could tell that Wolf was getting exasperated
because he couldn't get her to screw up.

These comments by me do not mean I think she is a serious contender for
2012, nor do I think she is particularly qualified to be POTUS. But, she
is a lot brighter than the media and Harry and his tribe like to broadcast.

Oh, she did a pretty good number on Letterman also (which IMO, he deserves).
He has acknowledged that his comments were inappropriate and she has
accepted his apology.

Eisboch







snerk


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On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:47:08 -0400, "Eisboch"
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"JustWaitAFrekinMinute!" wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:


Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk


Harry is an ass.


Nah - Harry isn't an ass. Harry is an intellectually challenged
elitist bigot - A National Socialist - A Nazi based on his rants about
"righties", "Christianists".

Can't you just see him goose stepping around his house everytime he
thinks he's "scored" point in a minor corner of Usenet?

I can.

Speaking of which, I participated in some serious carbon generating
this past week - ever fly in a G5?

Man - that is the life. :)

OH well, that's it for me - I got in late last night and I'm off again
this afternoon, but it' much closer - in driving distance.


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