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HK June 13th 09 11:46 PM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

jps June 14th 09 12:29 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.

HK June 14th 09 12:50 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
jps wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.



Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 14th 09 01:36 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
On Jun 13, 7:50*pm, HK wrote:


Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk


--
The most corrupt congress in history, holding hands with the most
criminal administration in history, we're screwed.



HK June 14th 09 01:48 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:

Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk

--
The most corrupt congress in history, holding hands with the most
criminal administration in history, we're screwed.



I guess you really are as stupid as you seem.

You're lucky you were not born in ancient Sparta.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

jps June 14th 09 02:02 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:50:42 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.


I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.



Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Good thing she didn't procreate every time or she'd have kids named
Moose Lodge, Commissary, Sidewalk, Tundra and Snow Machine.

HK June 14th 09 02:05 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
jps wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:50:42 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.
I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.


Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Good thing she didn't procreate every time or she'd have kids named
Moose Lodge, Commissary, Sidewalk, Tundra and Snow Machine.



Well, I hope Mama Palin is using birth control herself these days, or
maybe abstaining. Her odds of having another Down Syndrome baby are
pretty high.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

jps June 14th 09 03:56 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:48:51 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:

Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk

--
The most corrupt congress in history, holding hands with the most
criminal administration in history, we're screwed.



I guess you really are as stupid as you seem.

You're lucky you were not born in ancient Sparta.


It doesn't seem possible The Freak could be that much of a tool but
maybe it's true.

Eisboch June 14th 09 04:47 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 

"JustWaitAFrekinMinute!" wrote in message
...
On Jun 13, 7:50 pm, HK wrote:


Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Yeah, and you seem to hate anyplace you didn't snerk




Harry is an ass.

I happened to catch Wolf Whatshisname on CNN interviewing Palin today on
CNN.
Try as he did, he couldn't get her to screw up, get confused, stumble or
otherwise make any news worthy of a comment by Harry. She was sharp,
knowledgeable of the issues, ranging from the gas line project in Alaska to
Obama's economic programs/policies to the potential threat of North Korea's
nuclear program and to the potential of Obama's comments in Egypt resulting
in alienating the US from Israel.

I have to admit that following some of the ill prepared gaffs she made
during the election cycle, she has improved dramatically, at least in this
particular interview. You could tell that Wolf was getting exasperated
because he couldn't get her to screw up.

These comments by me do not mean I think she is a serious contender for
2012, nor do I think she is particularly qualified to be POTUS. But, she
is a lot brighter than the media and Harry and his tribe like to broadcast.

Oh, she did a pretty good number on Letterman also (which IMO, he deserves).
He has acknowledged that his comments were inappropriate and she has
accepted his apology.

Eisboch




mgg June 14th 09 05:11 AM

Jokes: a double standard?
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:50:42 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:46:34 -0400, HK wrote:

Alan Colmes (former co-host of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes) makes a
great
a catch regarding the current feud between David Letterman and Governor
Sarah Palin. While Palin has been blasting Letterman all over the
airwaves for joking about Yankees star Alex Rodriguez "knocking up" her
daughter, Jay Leno told an extremely similar joke during the
presidential campaign that resulted in no such uproar:

Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old
unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John
Edwards
was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show
With Jay Leno," 9/2/08

From Huffington Post


The real joke, of course, is Sarah Palin, "mother" of the year.

Any takers on my $1 bet that Pinecone Palin, the 14 year old, will be
pregnant before the 2012 elections? Not because she was doing anything
girls that age don't do, but because her mama didn't instruct her
properly on safe sex.

I thought her name was Pine Needle. Maybe it was Pine Grove, Pine
Scent, or Pineapple. Or was it Apex or Pinnacle or Peak?

Peak Palin has a ring to it. Maybe she should get knocked up again.

And forget politics.



Mama Palin seems to name her kids after places where she got laid.


Good thing she didn't procreate every time or she'd have kids named
Moose Lodge, Commissary, Sidewalk, Tundra and Snow Machine.


What's really funny is waching you two butt buddies suck each other off!

Carry on....

--Mike




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