Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,
Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and
Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Rav4 with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm Gay,"
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
and
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
--
John H

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson