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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

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Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.



Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk

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On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.



Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.
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On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.


It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep
pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents
who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt
Congress and Bush II admin.

It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in
power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling
and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents)
consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen,
Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him.



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They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.


It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep
pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents
who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt
Congress and Bush II admin.


Very true, don't disagree. I'm constantly amazed at the games that go
on in Washington.

However, if it weren't for the war and general stupidity, Bush would
have gotten away with tax cuts for the rich financed by debt.

What I don't understand is, if we were financing it with debt back
then, why were so many on the right bitching about it "being our
money" and happy about the cuts?

It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in
power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling
and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents)
consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen,
Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him.


The entire reason Obama was elected was due to his ability to take the
high road. Look what it's gotten him. He was handed several piles of
**** and people are jumping him in the first 100 days. Dick Cheney
can't shut his ****ing mouth because he's got a legacy to protect.

This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.

That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats.


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This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize the
ultimate destination.

Eisboch

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"jps" wrote in message
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This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.
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HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to
recognize the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.


Wrong, old fart breath. Eisboch was plenty critical of the Bush
administration. You just can't stand it when someone is less than
complimentary to your golden boy, your party, your unions, your virtual
marriage, your virtual real estate holdings, your virtual lobsta boat,
your virtual boating adventures, your virtual life, your "my ....... is
better than your.......".

Damn. I hate speaking badly of you all the time, but I'm struggling to
find something positive to say about you.
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"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.



Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many of
Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties were
convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That history
cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then changed
their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to make the
decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election. I
thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of global
relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his domestic social and
economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he talks the
more disturbed I become. Radical changes are being pushed that go beyond
fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street. Those issues
should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of changing the basic
social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.

Eisboch

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
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This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots
who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results.


Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize
the ultimate destination.

Eisboch



You were silent when Bush drove this country over a cliff.



Not so. I voted for Bush over Gore in his first term election, and I
certainly didn't vote for Kerry.
However, as events evolved, I think I expressed disappointment with many
of Bush's policies and decisions.
I even admitted that I didn't think he was the brightest bulb in the draw.

I still don't buy all the "lying to get us into a war" rhetoric though.
There is plenty of evidence that Congressional leaders in both parties
were convinced of a potential threat by Iraq, even before Bush. That
history cannot be changed. Those that sounded the battle cries and then
changed their mind later are all forgiven by the left. Those who had to
make the decisions are held accountable and therefore get all the blame.

I even offered comments of respect for Obama, both pre and post election.
I thought he would be especially good for the country in the repair of
global relations matters. Still do, to a degree. But his domestic
social and economic ideas and policies disturb me greatly, and the more he
talks the more disturbed I become. Radical changes are being pushed that
go beyond fixing greed, dishonest companies, banks or Wall Street.
Those issues should be addressed and fixed, but not at the cost of
changing the basic social and economic structure of the country.

So, I don't preach the latest round of political talking points like you.
I think for myself.

Eisboch



The reply to your well written post will be, Bush did this and Bush did
that.

Gotta stop living in the past and move on. We're in deep doo-doo.


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