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jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest
man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as
they and their party slide into oblivion?

BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples
of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress?

How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk


They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized.

Pretty soon they'll be in the teens.


It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep
pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents
who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt
Congress and Bush II admin.

It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in
power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling
and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents)
consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen,
Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him.



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