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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. |
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Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as they and their party slide into oblivion? BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress? How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk |
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On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote: Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as they and their party slide into oblivion? BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress? How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized. Pretty soon they'll be in the teens. |
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jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 21:25:06 -0400, HK wrote: Wizard of Woodstock wrote: Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as they and their party slide into oblivion? BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress? How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? snerk They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized. Pretty soon they'll be in the teens. It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt Congress and Bush II admin. It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents) consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen, Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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On Fri, 22 May 2009 01:50:11 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote: They'rel getting more desparate, radical and marginalized. Pretty soon they'll be in the teens. It just might happen if left to their own devices, but if Democrats keep pretending that they don't also represent republicans and independents who may or may not have voted for them, they will go the way of the Newt Congress and Bush II admin. Very true, don't disagree. I'm constantly amazed at the games that go on in Washington. However, if it weren't for the war and general stupidity, Bush would have gotten away with tax cuts for the rich financed by debt. What I don't understand is, if we were financing it with debt back then, why were so many on the right bitching about it "being our money" and happy about the cuts? It is embarrassing to see those who support whatever party that is in power acting like teenagers with no restraint. The silly name calling and snerking will only make the most important voter (the independents) consider the party currently not in power. From what I have seen, Obama has taken the high road. You may want to learn from him. The entire reason Obama was elected was due to his ability to take the high road. Look what it's gotten him. He was handed several piles of **** and people are jumping him in the first 100 days. Dick Cheney can't shut his ****ing mouth because he's got a legacy to protect. This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results. That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats. |
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![]() "jps" wrote in message ... This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results. Some of us can read a road map. We don't need to be there to recognize the ultimate destination. Eisboch |
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jps wrote:
This sends me and I aim to **** and moan right back at the idiots who've prejudged everything Obama has done without seeing any results. That includes a good many of the righties in rec.boats. I would guess that Harry Krause has done more for the Republicans than any other one person. His constant BS has swayed more rec.boats independents to vote Reps. and I would assume in real life, than any ads or right wing talk show. The majority of the people who listen to the talk shows already agree with whatever they are saying. If you would like to actually influence people's decision, you would be much more successful, if you followed someone like Eisboch. HI method of discussion and debate is actually effective. He sticks to issues, and even if someone disagrees with him, or his interpretation of the "facts" they don't find him disagreeable and will be more inclined to think about his ideas. That is the only way you or anyone else can influence the independents, who for the last 20 yrs have been the voters who will decided which party will be in power. -- Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects |
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On May 21, 9:25*pm, HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote: Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. Is this how the "Twenty Per Centers" amuse themselves these days, as they and their party slide into oblivion? BTW, have you noticed that more and more Republicans are citing examples of how the CIA lied to them and to Congress? How's Dick Cheney doing for ya these days? * *snerk- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - That must be some vacation you're on. Sitting in a hotel room pounding on your keyboard all of the time. Of course, besides fishing and shopping, there isn't much in Vero anyway. |
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