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It had to happen...
A Sarah Palin song, from a poster in CSN.
DING-A-LINGS (Sung to the Christmas song “We Three Kings of the Orient”) This is a Sarah Palin song Which explores how things went so wrong From blood relations through nomination Her fall from fame was worse than King Kong’s Oh, Todd “The First Dude’s” G. E. D. Sarah’s unwed pregnancy Todd’s drunk driving, Sarah’s conniving Sarah’s safety-school college degree She was mayor of Wasilla Todd a part-time oil field driller An increase in teen meth-amphet-amine Her tenure not worth a scin-tilla Oh, the governor she did become A “Bridge to Nowhere” plans begun Then, “Thanks But No Thanks” ; budget dough pranks Double talk from “Hockey Mom” John McCain needed a V.P. Someone that was darn ”mavericky” Up to Alaska, he went to ask her Now the world knew Sarah P. Oh, she dazzled all with blinks and winks Dropping pucks at hockey rinks Substance was nil; “Drill Ba-by Drill” These were her campaign hi-jinks She had sev’ral bad interviews Charles and Katie had her confused Mumbling, sighing, nearly crying This was not fawning Fox News Oh, Sarah needed her Mo-Jo back She was killing Johnny Mack To stop this cancer, she found the answer “Joe the Plumber” and “Joe Sixpack” Alas, her plan did not save the day She was upstaged by Tina Fey Voter rejection, lost the election Obama won going away Oh, Sarah became a door-mat Returned to her habitat Someone new in 2-0-1-2 Now she pimps for “Arctic Cat” |
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