Still have that picture of Sarah Palin, a jar of vaseline, and a
baloney sandwich in your ditch bag?
JR
On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:47:37 -0400, HK wrote:
A Sarah Palin song, from a poster in CSN.
DING-A-LINGS
(Sung to the Christmas song “We Three Kings of the Orient”)
This is a Sarah Palin song
Which explores how things went so wrong
From blood relations through nomination
Her fall from fame was worse than King Kong’s
Oh, Todd “The First Dude’s” G. E. D.
Sarah’s unwed pregnancy
Todd’s drunk driving, Sarah’s conniving
Sarah’s safety-school college degree
She was mayor of Wasilla
Todd a part-time oil field driller
An increase in teen meth-amphet-amine
Her tenure not worth a scin-tilla
Oh, the governor she did become
A “Bridge to Nowhere” plans begun
Then, “Thanks But No Thanks” ; budget dough pranks
Double talk from “Hockey Mom”
John McCain needed a V.P.
Someone that was darn ”mavericky”
Up to Alaska, he went to ask her
Now the world knew Sarah P.
Oh, she dazzled all with blinks and winks
Dropping pucks at hockey rinks
Substance was nil; “Drill Ba-by Drill”
These were her campaign hi-jinks
She had sev’ral bad interviews
Charles and Katie had her confused
Mumbling, sighing, nearly crying
This was not fawning Fox News
Oh, Sarah needed her Mo-Jo back
She was killing Johnny Mack
To stop this cancer, she found the answer
“Joe the Plumber” and “Joe Sixpack”
Alas, her plan did not save the day
She was upstaged by Tina Fey
Voter rejection, lost the election
Obama won going away
Oh, Sarah became a door-mat
Returned to her habitat
Someone new in 2-0-1-2
Now she pimps for “Arctic Cat”
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