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Blago on Letterman
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Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way. Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!! And then this (I like #4 and #9!) Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image Top Ten 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts" 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH" 4. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest 5. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich- Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape 6. Change his name to Barod Obamavich 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River 8. I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial? 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!" 10. Uhhh...resign? |
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