On Feb 4, 7:42*am, wrote:
Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
* Top Ten

* 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

* 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

* 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

*4. *Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

*5. *Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

*6. *Change his name to Barod Obamavich

* 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

*8. *I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

* 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

* 10. Uhhh...resign?

Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.

i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?