Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
Top Ten



1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

4. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

5. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

6. Change his name to Barod Obamavich

7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

8. I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

10. Uhhh...resign?

On Feb 4, 7:42*am, wrote:
Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
* Top Ten

* 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

* 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

* 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

*4. *Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

*5. *Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

*6. *Change his name to Barod Obamavich

* 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

*8. *I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

* 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

* 10. Uhhh...resign?

Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.

i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?

Tim wrote:
On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote:
Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
Top Ten

1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

4. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

5. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

6. Change his name to Barod Obamavich

7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

8. I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

10. Uhhh...resign?

Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.

i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?


Scale.

On Feb 4, 9:54*am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote:
Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
* Top Ten

* 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

* 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

* 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

*4. *Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

*5. *Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

*6. *Change his name to Barod Obamavich

* 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

*8. *I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

* 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

* 10. Uhhh...resign?

Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.

i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?

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There is no scale for casual appearances, idiot.

On Feb 4, 1:27*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 4 Feb 2009 07:20:44 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Feb 4, 9:54*am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote:
Best lines:

Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!

And then this (I like #4 and #9!)

Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
* Top Ten

* 1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"

* 2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

* 3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"

*4. *Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

*5. *Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

*6. *Change his name to Barod Obamavich

* 7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

*8. *I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

* 9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"

* 10. Uhhh...resign?

Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.

i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?

Scale.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

There is no scale for casual appearances, idiot.

Guys like Letterman and Leno still pay scale. It is a tradition
started by Jack Paar and Steve Allen that never changed for late night
shows.
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Nope. They'll pay what it'll take to get someone that will boost
ratings. Scale is for musicians, etc that don't help the ratings. And
then only if they belong to the union. Think Blago is a SAG member?

wrote:
On Wed, 4 Feb 2009 07:20:44 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Feb 4, 9:54 am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote:
Best lines:
Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!
And then this (I like #4 and #9!)
Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
Top Ten
1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"
2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"
4. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
5. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
6. Change his name to Barod Obamavich
7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
8. I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
10. Uhhh...resign?
Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.
i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?
Scale.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
There is no scale for casual appearances, idiot.

Guys like Letterman and Leno still pay scale. It is a tradition
started by Jack Paar and Steve Allen that never changed for late night
shows.
Scale bay be over $1000 now.


That is correct...they still pay scale.