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Blago on Letterman
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On Wed, 4 Feb 2009 07:20:44 -0800 (PST),
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On Feb 4, 9:54 am, HK wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 4, 7:42 am, wrote:
Best lines:
Blago: I've always wanted to be on Letterman in the worst way.
Letterman: Well, you're certainly here in the worst way!!!
And then this (I like #4 and #9!)
Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image
Top Ten
1. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts"
2. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
3. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like
"BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH"
4. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
5. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-
Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
6. Change his name to Barod Obamavich
7. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
8. I don't know...how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
9. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!"
10. Uhhh...resign?
Oh yeah, He's hitting the comedy and talk show circuits.
i wonder how much they're paying him for each apearance?
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There is no scale for casual appearances, idiot.
Guys like Letterman and Leno still pay scale. It is a tradition
started by Jack Paar and Steve Allen that never changed for late night
shows.
Scale bay be over $1000 now.
That is correct...they still pay scale.
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