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Wizard of Woodstock January 14th 09 02:02 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.


Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.

jps January 14th 09 02:04 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)

I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...

Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)


You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...


I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.


Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.

hk January 14th 09 02:08 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.


Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.



Ahhh. Mr. Etec is up after his long winter's day nap. Dreaming of photos
of black cats in coal bins?

jps January 14th 09 02:09 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.


Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.


More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.

hk January 14th 09 02:09 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)
I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...
Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)
You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...

I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.


Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.




SW Tom seems to be in a strange little mood these days...I
suspect...hormonal imbalance.

jps January 14th 09 02:13 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:09:55 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)
I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...
Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)
You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...
I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.


Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.




SW Tom seems to be in a strange little mood these days...I
suspect...hormonal imbalance.


Low blood sugar more likely. He's run the full course of hormones.

jps January 14th 09 02:16 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:59:07 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Jan 13, 8:52*pm, jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:13:07 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:14:35 -0800, jps wrote:


Neither the Army Corps of Engineers nor FEMA are state organizations.
The place was a disaster area and Bush didn't even land his ****ing
plane. *Incloosion Illoosion. *Not all Americans are worth saving,
just the white ones.


That comment got you classified right up there with Krause.


WAFM!


You know god damned well if those were blonde bimbos and guys with
hair plugs, pinkie rings and golf attire on, the whole of the Bush
Administration would've been in New Orleans helping.

Wake the **** up.


You are a ****ing idiot.. why the hell would anybody listen to you.
Clinton is the only president impeached for chasing said bimbos and
such... You are dismissed....


Dismissed by a tool. Thanks for the compliment.

jps January 14th 09 02:20 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:35:11 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Jan 12, 10:34*pm, jps wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:35:37 -0800 (PST),

wrote:
On Jan 12, 7:27*pm, jps wrote:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:55:43 -0800 (PST),
Maybe you can suck my dick, bitch... * Your list is as credible and
unproven as Harrys drool...


Oooo, tough guy. *Get under your puffy skin?

Torture, eavesdropping have both been admitted by Bush and Cheney
after denying it. *The Attorney General scandal has been admitted by
the very people who ran the organization. * Don't blame me for your
incredible, willful *ignorance.

Bush and Cheney will be lucky to not be investigated and charged. They
should be since each of them knowingly lied about Iraq intelligence
and rushed us to war on false pretenses. * I seriously doubt either of
them will plan trips overseas for fear of being locked in the Hague
and tried for war crimes.

New Orleans is self explanatory. *Black folks don't matter to
Republicans apart from when they need to put on a show for votes.

They should make the Incloosion Illoosion into a move or at least a
musical. *It'd be hillarious. *The big republican tent, whites and
fools only.

I can tell you've selected the right party, party of the south, deep
south, where ignorance is celebrated and education is dangerous.

You live in a dark fantasy world. *I feel sorry for you.


Whooo boy.. "they admit it by denying it", uh, yeah.. It is obvious
you only hear what you want to hear.. Obermann must love guys like
you.. Pffffttt...


And you listen to little O'Reilly, Rush and Hannity fairies that
transmit directly to your pre-hominid brain stem.

hk January 14th 09 02:23 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.

Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.


More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.



The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.

jps January 14th 09 02:26 AM

I'll give him four years -he won't get reelected...
 
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:23:27 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:02:09 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:30 -0500, BAR wrote:

I hope you wipe the **** off of your nose before you kiss your wife Harry.
Harry is a sad little man with a sad little life.

He's obviously over compensating for a lack of virility - as in he
couldn't get it up with two steel rods and a roll of duct tape.

About the only thing intellectual about Harry is what he wipes off his
butt in the morning.


More projection about virility.

Why not just come out and tell everyone you can't get it up anymore.



The Wiz and Bar are ex-marines. They're simply reflecting what they were
taught.


My father is an ex-marine. He'd never question another man's
virility.


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